Add "you're hitting it from behind" jokes in here, I'll start. When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "my people have a saying": When you're hitting from behind and she screams "Greed is Eternal":
I've suddenly decided that I don't mind the "JD Vance is a couch fucker" stuff any longer. I'm not sure why I've had this change of heart.
Has anyone pulled JD's couch out from the wall to see if there is a hole in the back? I am not going to do it, but maybe we should find out before the CSI people have to poke around in there for whatever sex crime he has done against a living being.
When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "call me Tennis championships" (He came second in the Tennis Championships).
Okay, time for some AwesomeTrek(tm) and actual quotes (you can look them up). When you're hitting it from behind and she screams, "I have fulfilled your terms. Now fulfill mine."
Saved the best for last. This might get me banned. When you're hitting it from behind and she screams, "I am ashamed to be your daughter!"
When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "do you like me?" When you're hitting it from behind and screams "Illogical"
When you're hitting it from behind and can't remember if you left the stove on: ...and for some reason you have a baseball bat.