When you're hitting from behind and......

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  1. We Are Borg

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  2. Tererunererun

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    Low brow humor I understand.
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  3. DeadXenoBitch

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    When you're hitting it from behind and she asks "what's 1+1?"

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    When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "Why isn't there a single Statue of you on Bajor?"

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    When you’re hitting it from behind and she screams “Please state the nature of the medical emergency”

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  6. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Same face as when you are hitting it from behind and she moves the slidebar on the hologram penis slider up to max.
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    When you’re hitting it from behind and she screams “Give me Genesis”
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    When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "The country, hasn't been getting enough Weetabix!"

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    When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "Risk, is, our, business!"

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    When you’re hitting it from behind and she screams “Ah-Cochi-Moya”

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    When you’re hitting it from behind and she screams “Your logic is flawed”

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  12. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    When you are hitting from behind and he says I'm @ED-209


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    Don’t drive @ED-209 off, I don’t want to be the newest new person anymore.
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  14. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I will give you some of Garamet's time if he goes. Don't ask me where I got it, @Bailey would kill me.
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  15. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Oh that's not why.
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    I wonder how much bandwidth this site would save if @Bailey unalived @Tererune. I’ll start a gofundme for legal defense, but if the deed is done in FL it probably won’t be needed.
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  17. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Aussies tend to scare me. Everything down there kills people. Have you seen their fucking spiders? Still, I do have practice driving death machines across bad terrain while shooting. I guess we could go at it. Would there be a thunderdome? I have done the thunderdome thing back in the day with paintball. We did it bare chested, or bear chested as some of the guys were fuzzy.

    I am pretty sure bailey could take me in my present condition.
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  18. Bickendan

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    I feel this thread should be in TNZ.
    @T'Bonz, can we move this thread over there? :chris:
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  19. Tererunererun

    Tererunererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Just don't say that 2 more times.
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  20. DEI Hire

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    Say what?
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  21. Tererunererun

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    Ahh, you said it twice. Just say it once more, come on!
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  23. Tererunererun

    Tererunererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    What?
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  24. DeadXenoBitch

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    Does she appear ig you say it 3 times?
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  25. Tererunererun

    Tererunererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Who?
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  26. DeadXenoBitch

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  27. Tererunererun

    Tererunererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I think you mean @T'Bonz.

    Ok, that's two.
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    Summoning T'bonz requires more than just saying her name three times, you also need to paint a pentagram on the ground with human blood, and one must sacrifice either three chickens, or a goat.

    The blood must be O- as well. I mean, she'll still show up if it isn't, but she'll be angry about it and will probably complain.
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  29. Tererune

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    Should the chickens be original or extra crispy?
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  30. DeadXenoBitch

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    When you’re hitting it from behind and she screams some anti Vulcan propaganda…

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