When you're hitting from behind and......

Pretty sure Lt. Levy's a dude.

If you're ex-TBBSers do you know LoB died last year??

Whatever you thought of him he died tragically young.

Was he hit from behind?

Savage but funny

When you're hitting it from behind and she starts whining about some stupid shit like power converters or something....

When he’s licking your bean and he growls “our calculations may have been slightly off”

When you go down on her and it tastes like European Union....

He may be new, but his schtick is soooooo fucking old.

Like Yo Mama.

Don’t take me seriously, I’m just goofing about.

When you’re hitting it from behind and she screams “we’re wasting time”

When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "The same nobel Picard blood flows through our Veins".

When you're hitting it from behind and she asks "Was it inwented in Wussia?"

When she's straddling you and screams "You got me wet, now feed me after midnight!"

When you're just wanking yourself off in the thread at this point.

@ED-209

He seems to have triggered you...

Nah, the safety is on so a casual fingering won't do anything at my end.

Is that how you get through the prostate exams at the doc's?

I like where this thread is going.

When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "NATO got too close to our borders"

When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "I know you, you're dead! we killed you!"

When you're hitting from behind in a blinding snowstorm.








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When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "I have the power!!"

When you’re hitting it from behind and she screams “I wouldn’t be surprised if history remembers this as the Riker manoeuvre”

When you’re hitting it from behind and she says “if you say please I’ll let you finish in my mouth”

When you're hitting it from behind and she starts quoting the repetitive epic...

That is the same face that @Uncle Albert made when he was sticking it in the glory hole and Federal Farmer's mom dragged her tooth. We all had a good laugh that day as she split that protein chain like a champ.

When you're hitting your sex doll from behind and it screams "I'm as real as you want me to be"

When you’re hitting it from behind and she scream, “Dear Diary, see the rainbow, taste the rainbow!”