When you're hitting from behind and......

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  1. DeadXenoBitch

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    Add "you're hitting it from behind" jokes in here, I'll start.

    When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "my people have a saying":

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    When you're hitting from behind and she screams "Greed is Eternal":

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    When you're hitting it from behind and the passenger in front says fine I'll unrecline my seat.
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  3. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    What
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  4. DeadXenoBitch

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    When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "Your father built a fine Engine"

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    When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "Bloody Cardies".

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  6. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    I've suddenly decided that I don't mind the "JD Vance is a couch fucker" stuff any longer.

    I'm not sure why I've had this change of heart.
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  8. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    glad to see you back. Have a seat and watch the wet spot.
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  9. DeadXenoBitch

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    When you’re hitting it from behind and she screams “optimism Captain”
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    Coincidence?

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    Has anyone pulled JD's couch out from the wall to see if there is a hole in the back?

    I am not going to do it, but maybe we should find out before the CSI people have to poke around in there for whatever sex crime he has done against a living being.
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  13. DeadXenoBitch

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    When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "Pretty fancy moves Murphy".

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    It looked better when it was Sting in a codpiece.
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    When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "call me Tennis championships" (He came second in the Tennis Championships).

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    When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "Dead or alive you're coming with me"

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    When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "The 4th planets gone!"
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  19. We Are Borg

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    Okay, time for some AwesomeTrek(tm) and actual quotes (you can look them up).

    When you're hitting it from behind and she screams, "I have fulfilled your terms. Now fulfill mine."

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    When you're hitting it from behind and she screams, "No ship should go down without her captain."

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    Saved the best for last. This might get me banned.

    When you're hitting it from behind and she screams, "I am ashamed to be your daughter!"

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    Not sure Ivanka would scream that though :unsure:
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    When you're hitting it from behind and she starts crying.

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    When you're hitting it from behind and she screams "do you like me?"

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    When you're hitting it from behind and screams "Illogical"

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    When you’re hitting it from behind and she screams “make it so”
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    Alternate: When you're hitting it from behind and you ask, "Was it as good for you as for me?"

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    When you're hitting it from behind and you realize you're out of tranya and the store's closed:

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    When you're hitting it from behind and can't remember if you left the stove on:

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    ...and for some reason you have a baseball bat.
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    I'm not clever enough to get the humor here. Is it British?
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