Where in the blue hell is Marso?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by $corp, Apr 3, 2013.

  1. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    The Sokar threads where many of the board leftists line up to lick his cold necrotic testicles one last time got me wondering, where is Marso?

    His last activity was December 21st and we haven't heard a peep from him since. His posting seems typical, then suddenly he disappears.

    What up, Wordforge?
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  2. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Can't stop kissing up to him, even when he's dead, can you?

    Sad.
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  3. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    I'm starting to think he died of a heart attack.
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  4. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    He's obviously shacked up with a free-spirited crunchy granola-type hooker in SF's Haight-Ashbury district....Duh! :doh: :facepalm:
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  5. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Sokar's dick is getting too cold for $corp's mouth, so he's looking for some hot blooded Marso sausage. I figure Marso is in his bunker praying for revolution, and crying about liberalism ascendant.
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  6. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    *sigh* is that the best you can do?

    You disappoint me every day. :(
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  7. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    You need to lower your expectations. Stop setting the bar so high when you know he can never achieve it.
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  8. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Maybe it was one drunken bar fight too many. The last one is always the one where the other guy brings a knife.
  9. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

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    He's upset that he lost a starcraft 2 game to a south korean kid.
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  10. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    The Muslims finally got him.
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  11. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

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    Gay muslim mafia got him.
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  12. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Maybe he was Sokar's dual.
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  13. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Who feels liek poring over 4 months worth of airplane crashes and/or pilots being discovered by angry wives?
  14. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    He learned everything he needed to know about Muslims on 9/11, except how to evade them.
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  15. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    Just check the first month after his last post. That will probably get you the info you need.
  16. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    Marso is just one of many who've had enough and found better things to do than spend his time glued to the screen for the same rinse lather repeat action.

    I can think of at least a half dozen.
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  17. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    [​IMG]

    Those are your pips.

    Tamar needs to drink less.
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  18. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Marso has repeatedly said in the past that if the day came where he no longer wished to visit WF he'd simply fade away. We'd just stop seeing him post.

    I guess that day came. :shrug:
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  19. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Marso quietly left in December and had his account locked.
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  20. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Y'know, when I saw your name, I was actually scared to click.

    I just totally envisioned this post being "he died in my arms. :(".

    Seriously.

    :calli:
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  21. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    And he doesn't miss any of us.



    Except Tamar.

    And Shakes.
  22. Amaris

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    Quietly?! That's not how you do it! Hell, when I leave Wordforge, I'm going to flip everybody off, tell them to go fuck themselves, print out a picture of the board main page; set it on fire, and then stomp it out with the most feminine shoes I can find. Then, after all of that, I'm going to spam the board with Shia LaBeouf porn!

    By all the gods that ever were, when you leave WordForge, you're supposed to let everyone know!






    (then you come back six weeks later)
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  23. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Good riddance.

    Navy aviators are gay, anyway.

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    :ramen:
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  24. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Change that to six hours to six days and you'd have TK.

    Wait -- shit, I didn't leave TK properly! :calli:
  25. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Could someone explain to me how posting this kind of filth in order to insult someone you don't like doesn't put you in the same category as Sokar? I know it produces lots of rep, because posters on the left love to see posters on the right insulted and posters on the right love to see posters on the left insulted, but it seems hypocritcal to me to denounce posters who resort to filthy insults, and to do so by using filthy insults.

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  26. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    You left the TK on?! You FOOOOOOOL! Are you trying to burn the internet down?!

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  27. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    :lol:

    Yes, yes I am :twisted:
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  28. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Because $corp knew it was a joke. Note how he was among the first to rep me. If you generally treat somebody with respect, then drop a line like this, it should be clear enough that you don't actually see the person in that light. $corp and I generally like each other and know that, so it was a safe bet he'd know I wasn't being mean spirited. If, on the other hand, this was the only kind of thing I ever said to him, then your assertion that I was acting like Sokar would have merit.
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  29. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    Async, it's just comedy. Lighten up.
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  30. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Mother fucker never did finish that BSG rewrite :(