Which Hollywood A Lister Has Sex With Children?

It's almost certainly not Lucas. The person is rooted in Hollywood and protected by a circle of such people. Lucas instead operated from San Francisco, where there are almost no children because everyone is gay.

20-something years ago one of my cousins worked at a place in Hawaii where, for a pretty good chunk of change, you could swim with dolphins. Due to the expense, many of the clients were actors and celebrities.

He said that of all the Hollywood people who visited the facility, Tom Hanks was far and away the biggest asshole. Treated the staff pretty shabbily.

He said John Candy was the nicest, most humble actor that went there.

That's a shame about Tom. I hope it was just a bad trip or something and he wasn't at his best. He's always struck me as a genuinely nice guy. I sincerely hope that is the case. As for John Candy, I'm not at all surprised. John Candy was a teddy bear. ♥

Tom Hanks reportedly gets pretty mean when he drinks.

I hate it when media does this. If you know who it is and you've got the proof to back it up then bring it out in the open. Otherwise shut-up and keep working on getting that proof.

My money is on Bob Saget.


No one listened to Gilbert Gottfried when he told us that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990.

No no, stupid. I meant a link showing we are supporting Hilary.

*fingers crossed* please let it be Bay please let it be Bay please let it be Bay please let it be Bay please let it be Bay please let it be Bay please let it be Bay please let it be Bay

the bigger question may end up being which ones don't.

My money's on Jerry Lewis.

Maybe it wasn't really rape. Maybe it was just one of those pretend rapes or fake rapes like when Polanski dosed a 13-year-old hot chick so she didn't resist when he forced himself into her. Ya know, the forgivable kind of rape. I mean, who *doesn't* want to fuck a primo 13 year old? /snerk

Vast swathes of the media are just trolling for a page/channel view, but putting out feelers like this can help get that proof. If there are people who know something or were victims themselves the fact that they can see people are investigating it could encourage them to come forward.

Well, the problem is that if it's a network of top producers and directors, who the studio heads won't touch, it means that any actor who comes forward will probably never work again. Sure, there are lots of directors and producers who might want to hire them, but unless they're self funded and likewise don't care if they have a future career, they're not going to buck the studios and big backers.

Tom Cruise?

Pretty sure this is why Corey Feldman has never named names.

Going back to the original glaring headline, it does say "actor".

Going off the co-star theory we have

At age 13:

1984 Firstborn - Peter Weller (age 37), Robert Downey Jr. (19). Weller was in Buckaroo Banzai and Robocop. Is he A-list?

1984-85 The Edison Twins TV series - Anthony Daniels (C3PO) (age 39), but he was only in one episode.

At age 14:

1985 Silver Bullet - Gary Busey (age 41)
Murphy's Romance - James Garner (age 57)

At age 15:

1986 Lucs - Charlie Sheen (age 21)

At age 16:

1987 The Lost Boys - Keifer Sutherland (age 21) and Edward Herrmann (age 44, but who was never A-list)

At age 18:

1989 Dream a Little Dream - Jason Robards (age 67)

Imagine if it was George Lucas! He probably filmed his sexcapades too - and has several different versions of it he'll release over the years (hopefully taking out Jar Jar Binks!)

But then some people would be able to legitimately say that George Lucas raped their childhood.

Speaking of which, how's that investigation about the DOnald over the statutory rape allegations going?

Angelina Jolie filed for divorce this morning so I think it must be Brad Pitt.

I believe there is actually a trial date for late November. Although I might be thinking of the Trump University fraud trial. If he is elected, there is going to be an almost immediate need to impeach him. Of course, that means Pence. Fuck.

The only way that will happen is the Dems take Congress.

"Help Jerry's Kids" suddenly takes on a whole new meaning.

He's too busy spreading muscular dystrophy - every year he had that telethon, but more & more kids kept getting it - maybe he was spreading the shit!

Really? So who gets custody of their 672.5 children? Maybe Germany can take them, they seem to be pretty welcoming to refugees!

Jeebus fuck, the media is fast. I'm at the grocery store 15 minutes ago, and one of the scandal rags (In Touch Weekly, IIRC) has Brad and Angelina on the cover with a "$400 Million Divorce!" headline. I only heard about it this morning, ferchrissakes.

That's more categorized as getting lucky. When was the last time you were in a grocery checkout and didn't see a tabloid with a Brad/Angelina divorce headline?

They really want Dr. Phil and his wife to divorce too.
I mean, so do I.
But I don't spam reality with it.
That's what tabloids are, reality spam.

Whelp, I can see why he went anal.

I long to live in a world where gossip rags talk about scientists wacky hijinks, instead of celebrities.