Which one's the flat one?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Vignette, Nov 16, 2008.

  1. Vignette

    Vignette In Limbo

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    I nominate myself. I mean my boobs have filled out nicely in the last couple of years, but they still ain't nothin' to write home about. Going by pics it seems most of the other ladies of WF have some pretty nice boobies. :tits:

    Perhaps another boob thread is in order to find out? :lol:
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  2. Vignette

    Vignette In Limbo

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    God I hate myself so much for starting a parody thread. :(
  3. cmd

    cmd Mental Mod

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    The way I see this, as long as there boobs, there good, flat , or not, boobs are good ! :ghost:
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  4. 14thDoctor

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    This thread is worthless without pics. :jayzus:
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  5. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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  6. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Link?










    Man, that's a great post-av combo I've got there.
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  7. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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  8. KamelReds

    KamelReds Bite the Curb!

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  9. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Is that a lawn gnome in a burger suit? :wtf:
  10. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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  11. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I'm confident that I am flatter than any woman poster on this board...
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  12. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    There is only one way to settle this, but I won't suggest it myself. :?:
  13. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I volunteer to arbitrate this dispute. Ladies, send photos (or come in person!) to me via PM and I will let everyone know the winner and loser.
















































    Will they fall for it? I don't think they'll fall for it . . .
  14. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    I just realized that I've never seen wahine's boobies. This is.....disturbing.
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  15. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    :itsokay: It's a dilemma I deal with every day as well. :(
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  16. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I think we could best resolve this question if we could see the titties in question. :tits:
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  17. Rincewiend

    Rincewiend 21st Century Digital Boy

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    Nice cleavage pics, or profile shots, or both?!?
  18. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Both.

    You can never get too many titty pics.

    Unless it's PBM or something.
  19. ehrie

    ehrie 1000 threads against me

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    I don't believe you, wahine. :bailey:
  20. Ramen

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    Big, small, I like em all. One of life's gifts to us is the variable rate of bounciness that boobies of different sizes have during a robust cowgirl session. :tits:

    But, yeah, let's see em.
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  21. Mallory

    Mallory Older than dirt Deceased Member

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    I am Mallory and I endorse this suggestion.
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  22. Ramen

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    I think we need a scoring scheme. Perhaps different competitions. Bouncing, jiggling, press together, pinching, and personality.

    Otherwise you're just viewing a doctor's breast augmentation website. :shrug:

    Not that I know what those would look like. :calli:
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  23. evenflow

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    I think consideration should be given to how well the boobs play with other boobs. Sort of a Miss Congeniality award. :yes:
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  24. Ramen

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    I think we found our first judge. :techman:
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  25. KamelReds

    KamelReds Bite the Curb!

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    I am KamelReds and I endorse this message as well.
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    I am RickDeckard and I think someone should get off their ass and create a boobies thread, rather than endorsing one. :D
  27. Mallory

    Mallory Older than dirt Deceased Member

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    If I post my boobs it's going to be a very short thread.
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  28. KamelReds

    KamelReds Bite the Curb!

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    If you do it, they will cum. :ramen:
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    I just came across this (no, not like that) and thought it appropriate....


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    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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