Who Here Is A "Sexpert"?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by $corp, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Mr. Plow

    Mr. Plow Fuck Y'all

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    I'm more than a sexpert, I'm a sexologist. I got my Mastur's degree from the School of Hard Knockers :tits: :j: :fun:
  2. faisent

    faisent Coitus ergo sum

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    Hell, I can use *both* hands damnit!
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  3. GuiltyGear

    GuiltyGear Fresh Meat

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    lol.
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  4. MiniBorg

    MiniBorg Bah Humbug

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    I believe the only person that can truely comment would be the professor.

    Who is, infact, conspicously absent.

    Where IS Professor Sexbot??
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  5. MiniBorg

    MiniBorg Bah Humbug

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    I thought the same; mixture of relationship and one nighters = quite good.

    (I wouldn't say I'm a sexpert, but I'm a willing student and quick to learn ;) Oh, and once you've been having sex with the same person for a while,you're bound to be brilliant with them. Plus, everyone knows sex is best when its with someone you care about.)

    And then I had sex with a guy who was... well.. he had a lot to learn and didn't realise it. He was 18 (yes, I am a cradle snatcher, but he was a rugby player in a SUIT!! who looked old for his age!!), and seemed very inexperienced, despite having apparently had sex with 12 people. It was then that I realised something. 12 one night stands don't mean shit. All it says is that you've had sex 12 times in your life.
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