Whoa, Right Out of A Sci Fi Movie!

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  1. phantomofthenet

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    LIMA (AFP) - Villagers in southern Peru were struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a fiery crash to Earth in their area, regional authorities said Monday.

    Around midday Saturday, villagers were startled by an explosion and a fireball that many were convinced was an airplane crashing near their remote village, located in the high Andes department of Puno in the Desaguadero region, near the border with Bolivia.

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    Wow...What say ye, Wordforge? Alien virus or chemical reaction? :soma:
  2. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    Meteor, you're my best friend.
  3. Archangel

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    * Archangel picks up the phone


    "We've got a fire"
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    Bonus points if you catch the reference.
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  4. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    Andromeda Strain :soma:
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    I welcome our extraterrestrial microbrial overlords!
  6. Mullet Man

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    It's a tropical area. There seems like there are all kinds of deadly diseases being borne out of hot, humid weather. And I doubt a virus could come from a meteor that needs to have flown through the harsh conditions of space.

    It's more likely the meteor hit some rare and deadly mushroom or something, it mixed in with the water, and the spores got released into the air and made everyone sick.
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  7. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    Dead Peon Curses!

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    And thus the zombie plague begins...
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  9. phantomofthenet

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    That explains why I was craving brains for lunch...:unsure:
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  10. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    Nah, people'll be turned into plants.
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    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Yeah, saw Invasion of the Body Snatchers just the other day.... :)
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    Did their pregnant women give birth to twelve oddly albino kids?
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    Kill them all, drop the remains into Mariana's Trench, its the only way to be sure.
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    twelve months later get a note from Godzilla reading "Thanks for the zombie army MUAHAHAHAHA" . . .
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    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    uh oh, the ultimate crossover... Godzilla vs the Army Of Darkness.
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    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    My daughter said yesterday she wanted to be a zombie for halloween, and have some tasty brains. My god, could this meteor have a more far-reaching effect than we thought? :calli:
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    You guys should take this to the Workshop and turn it into a group writing project. :lol:
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    Wow. Hey, Nick.

    Your avatar is FUCKED UP.

    WTF is that?
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    Begun, the Zombie Wars have.


    Actually, my guess is that the impact drove large numbers of insects and vermin, some carrying pestilence, away from the impact site and nearer the village, resulting in more people contracting insect- and animal-borne illness.

    Or, may just be a coincidence.
  20. phantomofthenet

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    I'm hoping for The Blob, at least. :soma:
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  22. Muad Dib

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    In The Andromeda Strain, I thought it was "wildfire". :unsure:
  23. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    No, the project was "Wildfire".

    The code was, "Sir, there's a fire."

    (damn, how geeky is it that I know that?)
  24. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    ^As geeky as me, 'cause I know it too. :(
  25. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Meh! OK. I haven't read it in >30 years.
  26. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    Right now the best me and my geologist companions can figure is that if the meteorite was very nickel-rich, that much metal vaporizing could leave deadly gasses in the air for some hours afterwards, which would cause horrible effects to humans.

    Runner-up guess is a sulfur-rich asteroid, though that's less likely.
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    Them's some powerful space-onions! :unsure: