Whoopi Goldberg Offends Dick

Mine, anyway!






SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE!

Preach it, brutha!!!

Every time I see that face my balls jump back to hide in my body cavity.

I always thought the no eyebrows thing was just for Star Trek. When I saw she was always like that I was like...

She's truly an alien!

I'm glad she didn't make the move from the 1701D to the 1701E

Well on the show I found her much more useful than Troi. To this day I don't see the purpose of Troi or why she was part of the main crew.

Well, when she came on in S2, she pretty much usurped Troi's role.

To me, Troi was the weakest character on the show. And her mother....sheeesh!! Though she had a touching episode on DS9 with Odo.

If you think she was worthless and annoying, what about Wesley Crusher?

Ideally I would have gone back to the original concept of the show which was:

Picard was an older more seasoned version of Kirk
Riker, was a younger, brasher version of Kirk.
I'd have dumped Wesley as a boy genius and just made him a wet behind the ears ensign, just out of the Academy (think Harry Kim, but with better writing).

Ah, that wouldn't take much, she probably said something like "Andy can tell the flavor of a lollipop by sitting on it", or somesuch, and he went into a tizzy.

No one cares about Andy Dick. He's yet to die in an overdose or donated his liver.

She probably really is several hundred years old, too...just like Guinan!

They could have used her for airlock practice.

She wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes on Kirk's Enterprise...maybe even less time on Voyager, methinks...I can't see Janeway putting up with her for more than 5 minutes.

DRAMATIC PROOF!