Why Americans Hate Indian Students

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  1. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Got a laugh out of this...

    "It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

    'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

    Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln , 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

    The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'

    She heard a loud whisper: 'F ___ the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

    At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

    The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

    Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

    Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'

    Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'

    The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'."

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  2. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    And the sad thing is if that was a real life story one could believe it..... :lol:
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    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    Indians are poor drivers. :lol:
  4. Baba

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    Asian women are the worst...
  5. Bickendan

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    Indians ARE Asian, Baba.
  6. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Plus the men have really high voices... so they're all really women, in a way.
  7. Baba

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    Indians are technicallly Caucasion.
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    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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  9. Prufrock

    Prufrock Disturbing the Universe

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    Indians fall under the Caucasoid anthropological category, which is based more on geographical origin than physical characteristics.

    So Baba's kinda correct, if Caucasian = Caucasoid. Which academics would probably argue over for days and days.
  10. Llumnissa

    Llumnissa Stupid people are still stupid....

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    How about we just call them mutts? Caucasian from an anthropology standpoint and Asian from a they are on the continent of Asia standpoint.
  11. Baba

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    I'm the Euromutt here.