why can't volpone spell "shit" or "fuck"?

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  1. Ebeneezer Goode

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    not a jab at volpone in particular, but everyone who spells a swear word deliberately wrong as in some way to mitigate its usage.

    i mean, just how fucking gay and poncey is that?

    if someone st4bs someone to d3ath with kn1fe, do they get a decade knocked off the sentence for premediated use of leet speak in a murder or some shit? no? so why does this somehow apply to words?

    :ua:
     
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  2. Chuck

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    Yeah---Volpone should know by now it's "chit"

    [​IMG]
     
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    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    At least he isn't saying fuckz0r or shitz0r.

    We can all thank god for that.
     
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    poncy, ponsy, ponsey poncey...
    define 'cannot spell'... ;)
    The OED agree's! :D

    Anybody else looking forward to that new film 'Fuck, a fuckumentary' ?
     
    Linda R., Nov 19, 2006
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    Fuck yeah!!!
    This place is the shit!!!
    We're all a bunch of pussies!!!
     
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  6. Volpone

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    A personal choice. Since more than a few people read this board at work, I try to avoid swearing in thread titles. But I need to say something that expresses strong emotion (and perhaps hints that there will be profanity in the thread).

    But that should be obvious to anyone who isn't a shitheaded motherfucking retarded crack baby with Down's Syndrome. :D
     
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    ^i'll take being a shitheaded motherfucking retarded crack baby with downs over being a handlebar-moustached, leather chaps wearing extra from queen's "i want to break free" video :P
     
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    henryhill, your table is ready.
     
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  9. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Frell that dren!
     
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    Sir, that kind of talk is fucking offensive and I'm demanding you clean out your cockgobbling sewer before I make you eat my shit, shit out my shit, and then eat your shit made out of my shit.

    Good day.
     
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    to much jay and silent bob!
     
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    to much jay and silent bob!
     
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    Yeah, it's kinda gay :marathon:
     
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    You're a moron.
     
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    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Yes, bumping old threads is kinda gay.
     
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    Hey! Knock off with the insults to us old geezers! It took us a long time to geezerify, and we're quite proud of it! :mad:

    * Asyncritus smacks Liet up the side of the head with his cane, readjusts his dentures which had come loose during the altercation, mutters something unintelligible about disrespectful young whippersnappers, wipes the drool off his chin, and goes back to watching his cherished "I Love Lucy" tapes... *

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    Do we now ask why ecky can't capitalize?? :unsure:
     
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    fcuk :mad: :bang:
     
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    He already explained that in another thread. It's because: He. Can't. Be. Arsed.

    Although I think it has a lot to do with rejecting the grown up and adult overtones which fully capitalised, punctuated and grammatically correct sentences suggest. Ecky, or ecky, wants IMO to remain wedded to the juvenile or yoof outlook within his particular milieu.

    :pirate:
     
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    Since we're getting technical:

    And how come you don't know how to use caps at the beginning of a sentence.:bang:
     
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    I wish PGT would come back... :(
     
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    Yah definitely
     
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    And here I thought we were a bunch of sci-fi nerds. No, no! A bunch of computer geeks! No, no, no! A bunch of bananas.
     
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    I remember that thread. That's where he explains his antidisestablishmentarianism.
     
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    Okay! okay! I said, "I remember that thread. That's where he explains his antidisestablishmentarianism."
     
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