Why Must Kids Be So Ungrateful?

Less of a problem than the use of the word garbage.

Little ingrate doesn't realize she's getting liver and onions every day of February for dinner.

And this year is a leap year.

How old was she again? Old enough that, with a decent fake ID, she can run away and become a stripper?

12 and built like an 11 year old.

You sick fuck.

Enjoy the Special Hell.

You're going to be room mates with Jerry Lee Lewis.

Hey. I'm just sayin'. 29 days of liver & onions, and you'd better get ready the fliers ready to put up.

Well, she'll certainly have the iron in her system to make a break for it.

Liver and onions is garbage.

Only if made incorrectly.

Apparently the whole 'putting a girl through college' thing is a bit of a myth. Fiance worked (worked, over eight years ago) in three strip clubs here in Seattle and two in Vegas and never met one who was going to college.

Unfortunately the whole coked out part isn't.

This reply would have been better if you had included the picture of the Klingon saying the Enterprise should be hauled away as garbage.

There is no such thing as "liver made correctly".

In no form whatsoever is liver to be classified as "food".

You might as well serve them moist drywall, or used oil filters.

Liver is only good as catfish bait.

You don't know good eating.

I take this comment with all the seriousness due any comment about food from a dude that likes liver.

Just because you've never had it cooked properly doesn't it's always shit.

I cook it right.

The while point of the thread is lost now.

Okay I'll bite.

How does one cook liver and onions...right?

Ancient Chinese Secret

Seriously, wash the liver and give a light coating of, no not flour, but dry catfish batter and then cook it in melted butter with the onions right in the same pan at the same time.

The sick fuck is the guy who force-feeds a kid. Particularly when he's feeding her something that's bad for her.

There's a reason liver is poor people's food. Yeah, it's dirt cheap (could that be part of the reason you're forcing it on your niece? I mean, it's not like she's *your* kid), and it's high in iron, but it's also *extremely* high in cholesterol.

Which probably won't hurt her now (although there are kids with a genetic predisposition to high CHL), but is not something you want to eat too often lifelong.

It'll kill you before it kills her, which would be karma.

Hey, here's an idea. Let's force-feed you something you don't like!

Oh, right. You're the grownup. You don't have to do what you don't want to do, because you're bigger and stronger and pay the mortgage.

Yes, I know you're just tossing this out here for "fun," but combine that with some of your other childrearing attitudes, and I'm wondering if the kid would have been better off following her father to China.

Who force fed her? She didn't starve and nobody made her eat anything she didn't want to. There just wasn't any substitution because it wasn't something she wanted.

Merely trying to feed a child liver and onions should warrant a felony arrest of that individual for gross child abuse.

Enough of your fantasies.

The only choice you should be giving her is to eat it or choke on it as you strap her to the chair and fasten a feed bag to her face filled with liver and onions pureed in the blender.

You can always threaten her to drop her off at your local Salvation Army outreach center around 6:00pm if she wants a better choice.

It probably WOULD be a better choice, too. ugh. A girl here in the office just microwaved her lunch....liver and onions. I'm about to vomit just smelling it.

Try cooking that shit on an indoor grill. :vomit2: