Why was Garamet banned from TBBS?

I don't watch it, either, but my daughter loves it, so it's been on when I'm at her house.

Eric Cartman is the fat kid on South Park. He hates everybody. Calls his friend Kyle "you Jew bastard" as a token of affection. Calls all of his friends "faggots" by way of puncutation. Constantly verbally abuses his single mother, and she adores him for it. Lives on a steady diet of junk food, most notably Cheesy Poofs.

Creates conspiracy theories, like the rumor that redheads are "soulless gingers," about as dangerous as zombies, and need to be destroyed. (God punishes him by temporarily turning him into a freckled redhead who needs to carry a parasol when he goes outdoors.)

Whenever the other kids don't want to get caught up in his crazy schemes, his standard one-liner is "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

Intelligent viewers see him as a metaphor for all the bigots in the world, because he always gets punished for his antics (then blames it on someone else). The not-so-intelligent consider him a role model.

I'm not a catherlick. We don't take vows of poverty, cockfag.

No? Well that's too bad...you could do with a good case of poverty. Might straighten you out.

Wellll, I did catch the WoW episode. Recognized our old friend Enterpriser.

Looks more like apostle to me.

Nah, apostle is Cartman. He thinks he's Dwight Schrute, but he can't even spell his name right.

g - sounds like you visit your daughter a lot! That does sound like the stereotype I think apostle shooting for.

COCKFAG! COCKFAG!

look at me! I'm mature! I'm a college drop out virgin! COCKFAG!

He's got a special Word-a-Day calendar.

Wonder where you get those?

I think you get one free if you mail in 10 proofs-of-purchase from bags of Cheesy Poofs.

That any better than the Wordforge-a-Day calendar?

I can just imagine what kind of "bible college" you must have attended.

Didn't they just raid that one?

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- You must've forgotten we're duals.

I thought you had at least four.

Doesn't work that way at Wordforge. People here are already very aware of the ease which Google provides information...believe me.

Unless the name was revealed here, as garamet's was, it isn't fair game to post it all of the boards. That is the rule.

Plenty of people here have their names all over the internet...that doesn't mean they want it associated with their usernames.

Friendly warning for ignoring the request to edit personal information.

The rest of you should be shot for perpetrating it and giving me more work to do.

Talking to myself again...

We all love to see a hard-working woman.

Alpha Romeo is a paralegal assistant living in )(&@#)%(& named )(*hat.

Yea ok...whatever you say fat boy. At least I finished school quitter.

You finished school quitter?

Of course I finished school.

What's school quitter, though?

Getting a mental image of him sitting in the corner of the class naked and rocking back and forth whimpering "Jesus loves me..jesus loves me"

Well, that just shows what a fucking pervert you are.

You are a school quitter...

That's strange. Everyone but you has the mental capacity to understand that I'm going to complete school.

You must be a liar.

You must be dense. You quit school...its irrelevant whether you're going back. You'll always have that on your back. Fundie twit...

Why thank you!