William Shatner is bigger than Jesus

And that's why:

http://scifiwire.com/2010/04/shatner-sings-or-does-he.php

This guy can do no wrong. He can enter the stage being drunk, make a complete fool of himself, ruin a classic song, but I STILL think he's the man!



Please excuse me, I have to sacrifice a tribble on my Shatner altar now.

Physically, sure.





Guy's fat.

And then?

He's still fucking cool.

No disagreement there.

I've never liked William Shatner. The guy seems too full of himself.

I liked the character of James T. Kirk a lot back before William Shatner tried to remake the character into a twisted model of his own personality.

Generations, all the Shatner Star Trek novels, et cetera.

I just fell out of my chair.

That was awesome.

Bigger.......limp, or when fully erect?
And maybe Jesus was in the pool....it was shrinkage!

Of course he is. He is an arrogant, narcissistic asshole. But of the funny, entertaining sort.

(And he was Captain Kirk, so no more critisism, please! )

Who is the slit eye?