Woman Believes That Vaginal Cream Is Best Applied By Penis...

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I know there's a joke in here, but I just can't quite put my penis on it...

I don't know if the dude who did the fucking was stupidly lucky to think anyone would buy that excuse, or of the chick that got fucked was stupid in either:
a) Making up the whole story
b) Falling for this story.

Rape? I'm not sure. If she's not at the institutionalized level of mental retardation, she should satisfy any legal definition of consent. She fell for the stupidest line I've ever heard, but in the end still gave permission to penetrate.

Even though permission was obtained fraudulently? Maybe we need a new legal term here. You may not call it rape, but SOME kind of fraudulent crime was committed.

I'm having a hard time believing she took that bullshit story at face value with no verification for 9 months. And is there a criminal level of fraud when someone lies about their job or economic status to get laid?

I agree.

I wonder if this gets allowed as rape, someone will try convicting a girl for wearing a padded bra and loads of makeup (again... false advertising) Hmmm....

There already is one...accomplice

Isn't typhoid contagious?

Erm, obtaining money by deception? Was she paying him for his 'treatment'?

Pity the poor kids she teaches...

Does that help?

My cats are smarter than that teacher.

Yep.

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It just gets worse doesn't it. Stupid woman.

Y'know how people read these stories and think "I can't believe this happened in my own backyard!!" or... "Wow, to think that kind of person lived just in my neighbourhood"?

The more I read this thread, the less surprised I am at this. And my first reaction was "ooh conartist fron harrow, I wonder if x,y, or z know's him?!". So that's very VERY unsurprised.

Harrow ftw!!

Wow, that is pretty funny.

I don't get how she can claim to be a teacher. How did the guy know she had typhoid? Who goes around talking about STDs, let alone to strangers?

Can you throw the court case out based upon stupidity? And her mother bought this story as well?!?

Like the story says, this is rape, at least under the law in most U.S. states. To give an example from California's penal code, http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/cgi-bin/waisgate?WAISdocID=9543322147 5 0 0&WAISaction=retrieve:

261. (a) Rape is an act of sexual intercourse accomplished with a
person not the spouse of the perpetrator, under any of the following
circumstances:
...
(4) Where a person is at the time unconscious of the nature of the
act, and this is known to the accused. As used in this paragraph,
"unconscious of the nature of the act" means incapable of resisting
because the victim meets one of the following conditions:
... (C) Was not aware, knowing, perceiving, or cognizant of the
essential characteristics of the act due to the perpetrator's fraud
in fact.
(D) Was not aware, knowing, perceiving, or cognizant of the
essential characteristics of the act due to the perpetrator's
fraudulent representation that the sexual penetration served a
professional purpose when it served no professional purpose.

Odd. I thought it was possible to be convicted of rape against one's spouse, if she said no and decided to press charges. Not a common occurence, I'm sure, but you know it's happened.

Then that means Robert Evens is guilty of thousands of counts of rape via all those would-be starlets he gets on his casting couch.

I'm not sure this covers willful denial of the nature of the act. At some point, you should be expected to realize it's intercourse you're having, and decide whether or not you want it. I say a reasonable threshold would be at the point he asks you if he may insert his penis into your vagina.

We know what "cream" he was really applying, don't we?

I don't see how someone can be so incredibly retarded. If there was a medication...any medication that could only be applied by penis, it would be all over the news.

And just logically...what the hell difference would how fast, often and long he thrust matter even if the ludicrous premise was true?

These women must be some of those chavs I keep hearing about.

She should be glad she wasn't needing some Preparation H.

Or oragel.

The law relating to rape for England and Wales.

"When the insertions took place, and depending on the instructions of his friend, he would thrust slowly or quickly for anything from one to ten minutes,"


1 to 10 minutes???????????????? thats it? No wonder he had to trick someone into sleeping with him. Anyone else with half a brain would not be pleasured by that

IMHO!

The female orgasm is a myth.

she's welsh. explains much.

Hmm, the woman gets a white rash.. she tells a male about it, and his first thought is: I want to have sex with her? Not bloody likely.

I guess my procedure for taking her rectal temperature won't bother her then.

Seriously, did she wake up in a bathtub of ice missing a kidney? This has "urban legend" written all over it IMO.

This brings me to my great new idea for toothpaste...