You know who you are. On the internet, you don't take any horse shit from anyone. If someone on a tiny, anonymous message board makes a single remark that PISSES YOU OFF, it's WAR! Your motto: Nobody fucks with me on the internet and gets away with it. And in real life, you walk around with your chin up and chest out, because you won, on the internet. Now, get in here and post, you internet stud.
I'm not an alpha male, but I hang out with some of them on the internet and have the reputation points to prove it.
The only sex I get is on the internet and probably with 50 year old men pretending to be hot teenage sluts.
So how does it feel being the #3 idiot in the Kingdom of Idiots? ('course, I'm probably like #359...)