Wordforgers with more military experience then Dayton.

I was going into the aecf program for the navy. Did meps for a year. Was couple weeks basic before going to seperation division for psych issues.

I did some paintballing with some ex-military guys. Ergo, more experience than Dayton.

Only an unthinking dickhead would mock someone for not having military experience. IIRC some of the Presidents had no such experience.
I tried to sign up but I was too hungry at the time, so had to drive to the Waffle House first, and by the time I was finished, the recruiter was gone.
If you think otherwise, you should definitely kill yourself.

Yours in Christ.

I wear BDU pants and a camo duck hunting jacket all the time.

I refuse to wear camo unless I'm hunting, and even then it's not Mossy Oak or Realtree (except one Realtree long T-shirt I got almost free at Goodwill). Too many 16 year old girls wearing camo as a fashion statement. And I swear if you wear anything Duck Dynasty you are dead to me.

I got the jacket free where I used to work years ago. I was Duck Dynasty before Duck Dynasty was Duck Dynasty.

It's a really really nice jacket, even if it looks ridiculous.

I've walked the deck of the USS Constitution. This trumps any claim Dayton can make.

Free is okay then.

I once shat spicy-hot diarrhea shits on the side of a building. Thus, more military experience than Dayton.

But only the creme de la creme of unthinking dickheads would mock you for acting like you have military experience you ain't got.

You earned these lumps, podner. Take 'em and like it.

Back in 2009, there was a Star Trek exhibit in Philadelphia that had a full replica of the Enterprise D bridge, and I sat in the captain's chair. Therefore, I have more experience than Dayton, in the areas most important to him.

I banged a girl that was in the Air Force, more military experience than Dayton.

I played with the Star Trek utility belt when I was a kid, thus more military experience than Dayton.

One of my best friends was in the Navy, and I helped him workout. Therefore, more military experience than Dayton.

I've seen Full Metal Jacket and Good Morning Vietnam. Thus, more military experience than Dayton.

I've actually been to 'Nam!

Surely that beats Dayton!

My father was in WWII and told me lots of stories.
I enlisted in the Army in 1975, but bailed after taking the physical.
I work for a defense contractor.
I've shot lots of guns.
I watch the Military Channel.
I read Oldfella's posts.

I was once almost shot by paramilitary forces in the Museum of Egyptian Antiquities for giving a lecture on Akhenaten without a license, but was able to talk my way out of it.

Therefore I've got more military, historian, and foreign relations experience than Dayton.

I like shopping at the surplus store. Therefore more military experience than Dayton.

I've played Imperial Conquest, therefore I know what it's like to be starting a battle for control of Europe when reality locks up, therefore something something goldfish.

You read my posts? Great......you know too much, now I have to kill you. I'll have my chance when all your weapons are confiscated, which will probably happen any day now being NJ.

Forgot to add, I got an A for my history project 'war in the Pacific' back when I was 14.

That definitely trumps Dayton on war and history.

I’m man enough to admit, he's got me at grid iron though.

I got punched in the face while waiting for a pizza at the NCO club in Tay Nihn,
so yes.

Man I hate when that happens!

Small world! I know a guy who got apeshit crazy drunk when he hit Germany after being deployed to Iraq and not being allowed to drink. He was out of control in the PX Food Court and was snatching pizza off random soldier's plates.

I wear a pair of Swedish army pants from a surplus store when I ski. Therefore, I have more military experience than Dayton, and more biathlon experience.

I've played all versions of Call of Duty, except for Black Ops II and Ghost (which suck ass.)

Also, I have put my penis into many military women.

Therefore, I have more military experience than Dayton.

I've actually used a gun. So more experience than Dayton.

Our dachshund is named Panzer.

Therefore, he has more military experience than Dayton.

I've jerked it to Amanda Tapping while she was playing an air force officer on Stargate SG1.

So I got that going for me, which is nice.