Wordforgers with more military experience then Dayton.

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Baba, Feb 26, 2014.

  1. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    But not as good as total consciousness, eh?

    What gets me is no one expressed concern about the sole gap between baba and a uniform being a slim psych evaluation.


    [oh, and I played HS football and two years of college football - - which is sorta like low-key army, and well more than Dayton I'd wager.]
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  2. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    I've shot quite a few weapons, including the M249 SAW and the RPD. Both guns would probably make Dayton shit his pants.
  3. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    I'd love to know the story behind it, but when I got to Iraq the SAW I was given was Canadian. Had a frickin maple leaf stamped on one side and:
    Canadian
    Forces
    Canadines
    on the other. Even had a weird serial number starting off 87AC instead of just the straight numeric serial numbers of American SAWs.
  4. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    When you shot it, did it go "BAM-BAM-BAM-eh, BAM-BAM-BAM-eh, BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-eh"?
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  5. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I played Risk a lot as a kid.

    Also, I was actually in the military.

    Also, I've worked for DoD for the last 30+ years.

    Draw your own conclusions.
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  6. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Dayton's online experiences trump yours.
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  7. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    I've got nothing.
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  8. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Dayton read in a wikipedia article IIRC that he has more experience than you.
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  9. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Honorary crewmember of the USS Avenger: NCC-1860 out of New Brunswick.

    Permanent diplomatic attaché to the Camp Dover Peace Conference. :salute:
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  10. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    These sound like interesting stories.

    Which probably means this thread isn't a good place to ask about them...
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  11. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    I played CounterStrike once.

    Also, fired some guns at the FBI's Fourth of July picnic at their training grounds northeast of Vancouver.
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  12. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Short answer, the Avenger is a fan-run group in Jersey that hosts cons, author readings, and fundraisers. They invited me to a number of gigs when I lived in NY; even had a stretch limo pick me up at the house once...impressed the hell out of the neighbors. In fact, their commanding officer invited me to join my first-ever message board, then introduced me to the TrekLit forum on TBBS and got me on Marco Palmieri's radar, which led to my return to the franchise.

    Camp Dover was a fan-run con in Ohio that boasted the largest gathering of Klingons in the U.S. (as well as visitors from Canada, Germany, and the UK).

    Good times...
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  13. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    I don't need to say much on this topic. You all know me. :lol:
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  14. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    Ponce liberal schoolboy?
  15. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    - my Dad was in the Navy and I've got his old "Sea Bee" jacket
    - I once took a semester-long ROTC class in college
    - I've worked for two different Defense contractors AND the Dept. of the Navy
    - I once toured a Trident submarine
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    Thus, more military experience than Dayton... :ramen::salute:
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  16. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    I'm not a liberal, you homo. :lol:
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  17. K.

    K. Sober

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    So, is baba back? Has WF finally turned the corner? Or is the OP suspicioulsy focused?
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  18. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I toured the Midway. Also saw the Arizona.
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  19. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

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    Been playign a lot of lotro lately.
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  20. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Playing the lotto you say? That's a poor investment.
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  21. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    It's teh baba. He'd probably win :shrug:
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  22. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I played with Green Army Men when I was 5-6.
    My entire platoon was lost to a garden spade, and Mattel Godzilla.

    More military experience than Dayton.
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  23. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    I do all of my banking through USAA.

    More military experience than Dayton.
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  24. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    One time at band camp, we had to march. I have more military experience than Dayton.
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  25. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    And then You stuck a flute on your pussy?
  26. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Even then, more experience than Dayton.
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  27. Chardman

    Chardman An image macro is worth 1000 words. Deceased Member

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    Once owned a large set of "G.I.Joe". Not those pissy little 3-inch "action figures" they have these days, but the real ones that stood 12 inches tall, were fully articulated, had Kung-fu-grip™, and were stored in their own military-style footlocker.

    My goddamn toys had more military experience than Dayton.
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  28. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I just watched this faux Navy recruiting video. I am now 10 times the military man that Dayton is!

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  29. The Prussian Mafia

    The Prussian Mafia Sex crazed nympho

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    I've seen every episode of M*A*S*H at least twice.
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  30. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    Do you think Dayton's wife and daughter are aware that a bunch of strangers on the Internet constantly pile on him for shit like this? I'll bet in his own home and town he goes unchallenged.