World's Heaviest Man to Get Married

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  1. tonybeme

    tonybeme Fresh Meat

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    World's heaviest man will marry his long-time girlfriend later this month in Mexico. The groom weighs nearly 700 pounds and is confined to a bed.

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    tonybeme, Oct 15, 2008
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  2. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    The Mexican government needs to intervene. :bergman:
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Oct 15, 2008
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  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    No way....they're keeping him fat, dumb and happy.
    If there's ever a famine, he's their endless supply of Soylento Verde. :lol:
    oldfella1962, Oct 16, 2008
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  4. brudder1967

    brudder1967 this is who we are

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    What does she see in him?

    A whole hell of a lot.

    :lol:
    brudder1967, Oct 16, 2008
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  5. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Now I recognize that guy....when he was little they had to take him to Sea World to get baptized! :P
    oldfella1962, Oct 16, 2008
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  6. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    I can hear it now. Baby, I'd love to help you with the laundry, grass, dishes but that would throw me off my quest for the world record - having the dumbest wife in the world.
    Ward, Oct 16, 2008
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  7. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    He's just marrying her to get some cake. :bergman:
    14thDoctor, Oct 16, 2008
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