Energy drinks, I have to say this these are underrregulated. Stuff maked blood thinner or thicker. Herbal crap in them. And they are essentially false advertising they make you crash. Plain old mountain dew is healthier for you then Red Bull.
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Check out the latest Jolt Cola. They added all this extra stuff to it to make it an "energy" drink and now it tastes like crap. Just give me a plain old Jolt, is that too much too ask ? Eh, I'm sticking with high quality tea. As for worst invention(s): Leaf Blowers. Don't get me started on this topic, my list is endless.
I haven't seen Jolt for a while now. Maybe it's a regional thing, like Mr. Pibb (Southern version of Dr. Pepper). Off topic, but does anyone in America make blueberry soda? I bet that would taste pretty good.
You can pry my Red Bull from my dead, cold hands I vote cell phones with crappy little speakers that can 'play' music. And they do. In the bus. As loudly and as tinny as possible.
^God, yes. You just want to scream put some fucking headphones on you inconsiderate little turd at them... Although frequently you don't as you suspect, usually rightly, the little bastards will go for you like rabid oompah-loomaphs. Friday afternoon was a revelation though, a couple of chavvius minor started playing something loudly, disturbing a chavvius maximus from their post-afternoon drink siesta (my tax money at work. Such a good feeling), who told them to turn it off. Now, get this, they asked him if he didn't like it... To which he responded with threats of violence if music and chatter from their direction didn't cease. Being sat right in front of them I got to hear their mumbles, and they were completely oblivious of the fact they'd been annoying the holy fuck out of everyone. Didn't seem to occur to them that the rest of the bus wouldn't share their love of 4th rate Gangsta Rap. After that revelation, I was humming Anarchy in the UK all the way home.
I've made it (blueberry juice, sparkling water, sugar). It sounds a lot better on paper than it actually tastes.
And here I thought that the combination sex doll/pencil sharpener was the worst invention ever. My bad.
I've seen Mr. Pibb in alot of places other than the south...it's pretty good And Jones soda has a blueberry lemonade soda...that sounds kinda icky tho.... but there is this, and it seems pretty simple http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/blueberry-soda-recipe/index.html
If it was up to me, I'd ban cell phones except in emergencies. Wireless keyboards on computers. What the fuck is the point of that ?? Digital TV converter boxes. What a scam !!
That Jones is actually really good, the only Jones Soda I do not like is the Chocolate one. That is disgusting.
Muad, I'm looking at your post, looking at your avatar, and thinking that hemorrhoids are probably a tasty treat for vampires who like anal, so maybe the hemorrhoid transplant has a market after all. Why did you make me think that?
Heres another crazy invention. Have you ever tried "Dehydrated Water" link: http://www.buydehydratedwater.com/
There's blueberry soda made by "Old Soaker" in Maine. They sell it at school. First taste is good, then it quickly gets worse. "Bar Harbor Blueberry Soda"
All this talk about soda, made me forget one that's not around any more. Pepsi Blue. GAAAAHHH, it looked and tasted like windshield washer fluid mixed with sugar. I made my roommate try it and he ran to the sink to spit it out !
^^I think I remember that. How long ago was it? Also has anyone tried the new flavors of Mountain Dew? I can't remember what they're called but one is a light purplish blue and the other is just light blue. I've tried both and they're...not good....
I own a bottle! I think it's sitting in my parents' basement right now. Amazingly, it appears to be self replenishing, so it's always full of dehydrated H2O no matter how often you empty it!
Man, I must be crazy, because back in the day I liked pepsi blue and those 3 mountain dew flavors then again I like moxie too.
I can't find Mountain Dew's Pitch Black. They used to sell it at Halloween, but I'm not finding any. I like to call it Riddick Soda. "Buy some Pitch Black. Don't make me kick your punk ass!!"
