Worst Job Ever Shockingly Involves Porn

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  1. classichummus

    classichummus Fresh Meat

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    I disagree, this is not the, "worst job ever!" This seems like a great job! Getting paid to be in a room where they are filming porn? FUCK YEAH! Too bad I can't get to SF every day very easily (no car) plus my girlfriend said she wouldn't be too down with me working there. :( If I lived in the city, I'd definitely try and talk her into letting me work there!
  2. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    You're a 14thDoc dual too? No car? Seriously?
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  3. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    .....$15 an hour, huh?
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  4. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    What you've posted doesn't make any sense. You made no mention of being attracted to children, working at a gas station, or supporting Raymond Polanski.

    Also, you're a woman, unlike 14th Doctor who is similar to Brittney Spears - "Not a girl, not yet a woman."
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  5. Jan Jansen

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    Ok, this made me lol... I didn't know that 14 Doctor is such a bad boy... :santa_ok:

    Many people around here do not own a car or a driver licence. One simply doesn't need it. Of course it's different in rural regions.
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    and no annoying phone calls. Think about it.
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    Yeah, in San Francisco. You'd have to live in those shanty towns they set up in the park for bums.
  9. MiniBorg

    MiniBorg Bah Humbug

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    Plus you'd have to clean up poo. I mean, can't assume they'll be professional and fresh if they're doing anal scenes.

    Hope whoever gets the job has a steady supply of rubber gloves, that's going to be some grim disease infested job.
    And you might get to be in a room where they're filming porn, but you'd get bored after a while, completely desensitised to it. A friend of mine once went to a shoot where he was acting as a bouncer/ bodyguard for a female friend of his, she was doing a spanking photoshoot. Basically, four hours of her being spanked, and then rearranged in tiny movements so they could get the best view and shade of redness. V.boring after a while.
  10. Uncle Albert

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    Shit, I'd wear a full hazmat suit. But really, it's only a step or two more disgusting than the average foodservice job. Go clean a bathroom in a metropolitan McDonald's some day. :yuck:
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