I disagree, this is not the, "worst job ever!" This seems like a great job! Getting paid to be in a room where they are filming porn? FUCK YEAH! Too bad I can't get to SF every day very easily (no car) plus my girlfriend said she wouldn't be too down with me working there. If I lived in the city, I'd definitely try and talk her into letting me work there!
What you've posted doesn't make any sense. You made no mention of being attracted to children, working at a gas station, or supporting Raymond Polanski. Also, you're a woman, unlike 14th Doctor who is similar to Brittney Spears - "Not a girl, not yet a woman."
Ok, this made me lol... I didn't know that 14 Doctor is such a bad boy... :santa_ok: Many people around here do not own a car or a driver licence. One simply doesn't need it. Of course it's different in rural regions.
Plus you'd have to clean up poo. I mean, can't assume they'll be professional and fresh if they're doing anal scenes. Hope whoever gets the job has a steady supply of rubber gloves, that's going to be some grim disease infested job. And you might get to be in a room where they're filming porn, but you'd get bored after a while, completely desensitised to it. A friend of mine once went to a shoot where he was acting as a bouncer/ bodyguard for a female friend of his, she was doing a spanking photoshoot. Basically, four hours of her being spanked, and then rearranged in tiny movements so they could get the best view and shade of redness. V.boring after a while.
Shit, I'd wear a full hazmat suit. But really, it's only a step or two more disgusting than the average foodservice job. Go clean a bathroom in a metropolitan McDonald's some day.