If it was used as an oral thermometer, it's positioned just right to make it look like you're sucking a huge yellow Spongebob shlong. If it's used in the armpits, it looks like it's fucking you Tasvir style.
Ewww.....once you decide what method you want to use, you might want to stick by that choice for the duration.
There are so many worse products than this: the size XXL Speedo™, the Celine Dion Greatest Hits album, the Dan Quayle museum, the New York Knicks. While the Spongebob rectal thermometer does deserve a double take, there are far greater horrors that the American consumer has to face.
