Would a poem about my beard be welcome?

Discussion in 'The Workshop' started by Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Dec 11, 2012.

  1. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Dec 11, 2012
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    If this were the Red Room, the thread title would be hilarious. :lol:
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  3. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Alright, I will be working on some new material. I have written several pretty good beard poems lately, but I think WF deserves something that is funny, not serious.
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Dec 12, 2012
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    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Personally, I consider the title of this thread as a screaming "Red Room Rules" banner. It can't possibly be intended as anything else, right?

    So, apostle, please do share a poem about your wife. :bergman:
    Liet, Dec 12, 2012
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    This is not the Red Room. Knock that crap off in here. :nono:
    Tamar Garish, Dec 14, 2012
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  6. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    I would like to to share the poem, mostly for feedback. It has obscure references poking fun at:
    1. Independant fundamentalist baptists.
    2. John Muir
    3. Hindus who shave their bodies in cleansing rituals
    4. Geographic formations
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Dec 14, 2012
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  7. Bickendan

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    ^Well, everyone already knows that the US lets it all hang out with Florida :bergman:

    Post the damn poem, already! :bailey:
    Bickendan, Dec 20, 2012
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