Would You Do It?

If the price is right twould you do porn?

What would be your price?

nope! You could offer me a trillion dollars and I still wouldn't do it. Because who would want to see that?

Full Frontal Nudity?

As long as it was taseful. [/monty python]

if I wasn't over weight... sure, why not.

No.

I wouldn't want to scare people like that.

No.

If the price is right? Sure.

no

For enough money and if the starlet was hot enough, why not? It's not like anyone is looking at the frakkin guy in a porn film anyway...

(This is assuming circumstances where I'm not married...)

Hmmm . . . get paid for having sex, while simultaneously get an opportunity to take over the world by throwing everyone who sees the video into cataleptic shock . . . hard call.

As in for a movie - NO.

I have to assume this is porn that is publicly available. If it's just for my own use (I control distribution), I'd do it without question, probably for free.

Assuming I don't control distribution, the first part's easy. Of course! Everything for the right price. Now, there's the hard part. What price? There might be a sliding scale factoring in whether my wife is in it with me, how wide distribution is, whether we can hide our faces, etc. It's safe to assume that any scenario such as these, the low end of the scale is still substantial. Anybody want to make me an offer?

First, I only work with my cameraman shootER, his skills with perspective and trick photography have never failed to amplify my "performance". A true master of light and shadow, that one.

I can see it now. My elderly grandma getting her popcorn and beer ready, slapping in the "Lick Those Balls III" DVD that her book club has been going on and on about, and then stroking out (so to speak) ten minutes in.

No thanks. Couldn't have that on my conscience.

For a million billion $s? Of course.

It sounds silly... but right now, I wouldn't, despite my belief that everyone has a price.

And I actually mean this! I was once offered £300 (~$600) to do a kinga (aka nasty things with a wine bottle) at a party, when I was skint... SO tempting, but just couldnt!

I'm too young, in that there's a hell of a lot of time for it to come back and haunt me still.

Once I was established in my own right... probably! Depends on the asking price...

Pfft.

Nobody would pay the price I'd ask for what I have to offer. Especially when I'd make her take two STD tests and then still wear a freakin' condom.

If it was me and the fiancee, sure. We'd go for the whole, "shot in night vision in a dark room" bit, then leak a (DRMed) copy onto the interwebs. $1m up front, 50% of the residz, I think we could take out contract killings on our modesty for that.

you obviously don't know much about the porn industry do you...

Y'know, I've heard some of the people having sex in those movies aren't even in love!

But I'd totally do it. So long as the money was decent, how could it possibly be more demeaning than the job I have now?

Noooooo. Well, hardcore no. I obviously already did an embarrassing amount of naughty here once. That was my limit and won't be repeated, I assure you.

Zel wouldn't like it very much even if I was inclined.

I'd do it in a heartbeat and I have no illusions of getting paid thousands for it- guys get paid shit and the girls get paid tons, just how it works and always will.

Gay for pay would require considerably more money, more than the studios could probably afford to pay one actor for a single scene. Nearing the millions mark, that's for certain

I have no shame, but I also realize that me starring in porn is something the world wouldn't want to see hence the reason I've never made any attempt to contact hollyweird.

Still, it's better than you putting in Lick My Balls IV and seeing HER as the main attraction....


You'd have PTSD that'd make a Vietnam Vet say "Damn, that guy is screwed up!"

I've actually been offerred by a friend that runs a porn biz. I uhhhh...

I...turned it down.

Though if I really wanted to do it, I could. I asked him how much it paid and he just looked at me and said, "Pays??? You get to fuck a hot 19 year old girl with big tits and you want to get paid for it???"

Really, which one?

Ya, thats a great benifit to working in the buisness...

No idea what he calls his business though he said something about the guys wearing masks (I think he was trying to tell me that nobody would know it was me, which of course is silly with my green hair and tattoo).

And you turned it down?!?

You get to fuck a hot 19 year old with big tits - anonymously, and you turn it down???

Hell no.