Am I the only Trekkie who doesn't like Abrams Trek but doesn't worship at the alter of Roddenberry either?
It's amazing the lengths the haters will go to, and how much free time they have on their hands. It's just a feckin' movie.
Not to mention that it completely ruins any kind of a joke that they might have had otherwise. One or two scenes you might get a chuckle, but they just drag it on, and on, and on...