Yet Another Vampire Show! Vampire Diaries! What Should I Do?

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  1. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Tomorrow! New Vampire show comes on TV. Called The Vampire Diaries, it follows a cute girl who is torn between two vampires, one good and one bad.
    http://www.cwtv.com/shows/the-vampire-diaries

    Stars Nina Dorbev, a Canadian actress. She is very cute! Pictures:

    Judging it from the previews, it looks pretty teenybopper, but so did True Blood and Smallville, and I semi-enjoyed those.

    Wordforge, what is your verdict? Will you tune in?
  2. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    No. I'm not a 12 year old girl or gay.
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  3. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    But see, if you watch, you will have something to talk to 12 year old girls about. :D
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  4. Leellana

    Leellana Poetess

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    I usually love vampire stories, movies, books, etc, but it's gotten out of hand and it's all because of Twilight.
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  5. Phoenix

    Phoenix Sociopath

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    I'll stick with True Blood. this one looks like it's for the Twilight crowd. Cute and cuddly vampires...
  6. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Oh, enough with the vampire shows, already!! :jayzus:
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  7. We Are Borg

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    I am so fucking sick of this "vampire" shit.

    Most of the crap out these days ain't really vampires anyway. Fuck Anne Rice and Stephanie Meyer for pussifying vampires. I hope they both choke to death on a double-ended dildo.

    :soma: :jdance: :bergman:
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  8. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    That's good advice for Polarslam.
  9. classichummus

    classichummus Fresh Meat

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    Faceman, how's your real vampire novel coming?
  10. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Face, remember which forum this is.
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  11. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    That's a good question. Faceman, do you have what it takes to cater to 12 year old girls and gay men?
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  12. Baba

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    Karl Rove as a evil master of vampires?
  13. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    So the gf saw this last night and I caught a bit.

    So let me get this straight...he's over 100 years old and he decides to go to high school? Because he has nothing better to do than be subjected to the control of teachers? And he has a magic ring that lets him live during the daytime?

    WTF?
  14. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    That sounds a lot like Buffy episodes - high school, teachers, the ring she took from Spike.

    But then my vampire lore is pretty limited - though I have seen versions of Dracula in a handful of movies, including a spoof and maybe an Abbott and Costello movie (though Mummy and Wolfman had higher billing IIRC). Then, five+ seasons of Buffy. Oh, and last month I saw the first Blade.

    Meanwhile WF threads tell me there are dozens of tv shows and movies about the hemoglobin challenged- ninjavideo actually has quite a few. Have I actually missed anything that good?
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    This looks like it will suck.
  16. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    I'm giving this show until Sept. 24th until I start bitching about Smallville being bumped to Friday nights to make room for it.

    :garamet:
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    If you want vamps and the like, I highly recommend Being Human.

    It's not made by producers who think vamps are great for teenage girls, because periods are like tampon vamps, or whatever silly shit producers who have more coke in their systems than talent like to think.
  18. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    Have some dignity and not watch it.
  19. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    LOL! So you ended up being made to watch it? I didn't even catch it, although my female friends told me it was very similar to Smallville, even right down to a few scenes that looked copied directly from there.

    Nina Dorbev will probably convince me to at least check it out though.
  20. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    So far, I've found myself wanting to see Tom Welling guest on the show, heat-vision the two vamps (one of whom supposedly died of a rare liver disease six seasons ago on Smallville, we know better now) & reclaim his time slot!
  21. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Just out of curiosity I watched the pilot and the show royally sucked ass. It's obviously for teenage girls with a vampire fetish.
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