You Could Have Been Raped In The Butt!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Jeff Cooper Disciple, Apr 13, 2008.

  1. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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  2. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    At first thought the kid went back in and dubbed in his own comments, because I find it hard to believe that his mother would sit and let him both film and make those comments, but apparently she did.

    That family is fucked. up.

    If my son pulled that shit with a camera during something like that, his ass would be grass and the camera would wind up in molecule sized pieces.

    The daughter is dumber than dirt. Stand by to see her milk-carton photo on Nancy Grace's show somewhere here in the future.
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  3. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    What kills me is she's 18 and still living at home. She doesn't like mommy's rules? Then get your own place.
  4. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    She's also a fatty.

    No wonder she has to meet dudes on MySpace!
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  5. Aenea

    Aenea .

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    You call that fat. :calli:
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  6. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    Damn, that is one seriously one fucked up family.
  7. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    No, not really. She's chubby. She's actually pretty cute, to be honest.
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  8. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    Uh... did you watch it? I'd say yes, she definitely qualifies as a porker, especially if she is already that fat at 18.
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  9. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    Hey hey, we've got a couple of Internet Males up in the thread!

    :rolleyes:
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  10. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    :huh:

    Explain.
  11. Megatron

    Megatron Banned

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    She's cute but she's fat. And stupid. That's why parents in the East bitchslap their daughters so they don't fuck up their lives in the end. A bit of hit goes a long way.
  12. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    that's what I tell The Girl when I chain her to the basement radiator and beat her with a 2x4.
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  13. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    "I'm 18, I'm not, like, young and, like, stupid!"

    :lol:
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  14. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Porkers need to do it in the butt. That's the only way they stay competitive.
  15. Mr. Plow

    Mr. Plow Fuck Y'all

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  16. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Guys who, in internet chat rooms, love to shout "PORKER," but who, in real life, would desperately and willingly pay $200/hr to tap that ass.
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  17. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Damn, Liet, she must be pretty ugly if you're only paying $200.
  18. TheBrew

    TheBrew The Hand of Smod

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    In da butt!

    :lol:

    I like how the mom started laughing at his antics as well.
  19. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    As anyone who has raised children (or been a child with siblings) knows, it's very de-constructive to discipline one while the other one sits there and chimes in, parroting everything you say and mocking them. My daughter has tried this a couple times when my son has been busted for something and I've shut her down so hard she usually winds up feeling like she's in more trouble than my son.

    The easiest thing, like in all other walks of life, is to handle these kinds of discussions in private with no third parties present. Her mom should have taken her to another room, closed the door, and had it out there, away from cameras and asshole brothers.
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  20. Worfthing

    Worfthing Fresh Meat

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    You can always tell a mature, classy woman (not a child) when they shriek their age over and over, and cry over a parent "ruining their life".
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  21. Jenee

    Jenee Driver 8

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    You see from her role model ... a woman so unsure of her decisions, she allows a teen age boy to 'back her up'!

    Bad parenting is the reason for this girl's behavior.
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  22. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    :blink: Yea, um.. right, so in the East how far does an Uncle or someone arranged raping 'em take them?
  23. Megatron

    Megatron Banned

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    What the fuck are you talking about?

    :wtf:
  24. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    Yeah, Kyle is just projecting himself onto others since he doesn't know us personally.

    Just because he is a sad loser who doesn't get any, he assumes that the rest of us are in the same boat.