You gotta be a special kind of stupid to attempt to carjack a blacked out SUV in DC

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  1. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    BREAKING

    WASHINGTON (AP) — Secret Service agents protecting Naomi Biden, President Joe Biden’s granddaughter, opened fire after three people tried to break into an unmarked Secret Service vehicle in the nation’s capital

    https://x.com/yashar/status/1724060917623619815

    Oops.
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  2. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Yeah, that was uhhhhh..... definitely A Choice™ :soma:
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    for those who do not want to support the right wing terrorists at twitter:

    https://www.yahoo.com/gma/secret-opens-fire-people-attempting-132457323.html

    I really wish people would stop using the tweeter linlks when their are alternative easily searched options. I get we cannot get some content from ukraine or perhaps Gaza, but this sort of shit does not need to be sourced through the tweeter dumpster fire.

    It would be good practice for you twittards to use other methods.
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  4. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Biden's SS was trying to make another Ashli Babbit wit this one.
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    Why do you have to be so stupid?

    For those not on X …. https://apnews.com/article/naomi-bi...n-georgetown-997126378e864c5acd0c9a1c6618c4e2
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    God dammit
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  7. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    That's how bad DC has gotten. The Democrat ran city has high crime rates, but abortion is more important to people, apparently.
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  8. matthunter

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    Crime is also important, Mister "My Mom Knew The Judge".
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  9. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    What does something that happened 30 years ago that I paid my societal debt to have to do with crime in DC today?
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  10. matthunter

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    Pal, you will never pay your debt to society. It's gonna take a whole heap of selective breeding for high IQ babies to counter the drag you've inflicted. And no, not the good kind of drag.
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  11. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    If you can';t answer the question then just say so.
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  12. matthunter

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    If you can't understand my original post already addressed the fact that crime in DC is a bad thing, it's okay - we don't have particularly high expectations of you.
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  13. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I don't really give a fuck what you think, fuck tard. :finger:
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  14. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    "fucktard" is one word.

    Otherwise you're expressing a sexual preference for tards.
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  15. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Did you get that from the dicktionary?
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  16. matthunter

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    No, I just asked your ex what she ever saw in you.
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  17. Thoughts and Prayers

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    She probably thought he was @Steal My Faceman and was too embarrassed to admit her mistake.
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  18. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I love how every thread has to be a personal attack on me because you people can’t defend your own positions.
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  19. matthunter

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    When the enemy doesn't actually pose a threat to your position, you can afford to go on the offensive.
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  20. Bickendan

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    You don't even defend your positions when asked. :jayzus:
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  21. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    You don't have a position to defend, you're just an asshole.
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  22. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Sure I do. It's just certain assholes like to change the narrative and tell flat out lies.
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  23. Bickendan

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    You deflect and stonewall, and you've done it to @Raoul the Red Shirt, who is less of an asshole than I am.
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  24. The Original Faceman

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    Like your one to talk. Get gassed like you're mayor.
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    I agree with a you knol you know I feel like administration has been doing that and Tea grateful least
    i agree with at leat part of this statement :ramen:
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  27. Fisherman's Worf

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    I cannot believe Hunter Biden would do this to his own daughter.
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  29. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Jesus Christ man. It has been a week since your party was rejected by the voters of Virginia*. Put some ointment on that butthurt.



    *And just a little geographical/historical/constitutional FYI: D.C. is not actually in Virginia. See Article I Section 8 of the United States Constitution outlines how the location of the seat of the Federal Government is not to be in any state.

    Washington D.C. is in what is called a District (the D.C. part of the name stands for District of Columbia).

    Just letting you know because you seem to think that voters in Virginia (again, NOT where D.C. is located) should have prioritized crime in D.C. (again, NOT in the state) over their own state issues.
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    He's a histrorian!
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