You lie!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by dkehler, Aug 11, 2011.

  1. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    On Ceeti Alpha VI there was life; a fair chance!
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  2. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    THIS IS SETI ALPHA VI!!!
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  3. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Ceti Alpha VI exploded six months after we were left here. The shock shifted the orbit of this planet and everything was laid waste. Admiral Kirk never bothered to check on our progress.
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  4. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    There was a time when I could have repeated the next line. Sadly, no longer.
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  5. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    "Seti Alpha VI exploded six months after we were left here. Admiral Kirk never bothered to check on our progress."
  7. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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  8. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Little known fact: Obama blew up Ceti Alpha V.
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  9. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Keptin Kirk was your host. You repaid his hospitality by trying to steal his ship and murder him!
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    You are in a position to demand *nothing*. I, on the other hand, am in a position to *grant* nothing.
  11. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Well known fact: you are extremely tiresome.

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    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    "ADMIRAL? Admiral...Admiral..."
  13. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Allow me to introduce you to the last indigenous life form on Ceti Alpha V. It killed fifteen of my people, including my beloved wife...
  14. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    "It enters through the inner ear, and wraps itself around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the subject highly susceptible to.....suggestion."
  15. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares maelstrom and 'round Perdition's Flames before I give him up!
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    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    "From hell's heart, I stab at thee!
    For hate's sake, I spit my last breath....at thee!"
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    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Ah, nerds, I love it! And that was one of the best Star Trek films ever!


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  18. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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  19. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    The fuck does a planet just explode?
  20. Ebeneezer Goode

    Ebeneezer Goode Gobshite

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    It had an after dinner mint. A wafer thin one.

    We need a Mr Creosote smiley...
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  21. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Unstable core, unstable orbit causing extremes in plate tectonics...
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    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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  23. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Keptin, thees ees the garden spot of Ceeti Alpha VI!
  24. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    "Listen, kiddo, Jim Kirk was many things, but he was never a Boy Scout..."
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  25. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Humour, it is a difficult concept. It is not logical.
  26. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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  27. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    According to myth, the Earth was created in six days. Now, watch out, we'll do it for you in six minutes!
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  28. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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  29. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Back on topic:

    There's a madman out there I haven't seen in 15 years that's trying to kill me. You show me a son that would be happy to help him. My son. How do I feel? Old. Worn out.
  30. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    In many ways, good and bad, that is the most relevant (to our society) line in the film
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