Your move, Chuck Norris.

That's one small split for a man, one giant split for mankind.



(And while the CGI bit with Norris was funny, AFAIK he hasn't done anything to match what Van Damme, a dancer, not a fighter, IIRC, did.)

That reminds me... I need to find some Enya for my collection.

Our new Dog's name is Chuck Norris, and on his behalf I would like to convey "Meh."

That sound you hear is the universe dividing by zero.