Damn. I woulda gone for a useless toe or something. Fingers I actually need, but a 4th or 5th toe wouldn't be missed.
If only Ron Gettelfinger would do the same. I mean, if nothing else, just think of the bad jokes we could make.
Okay..somebody 'splain this to me: You haven't been paid in years? How do you pay your bills and buy food? And why work if you're not getting wages "in years?" Afraid you'll lose your non-paying job? You could always quit and not get paid at an easier job....or not work at all since you're not getting paid. Does someone force these people into slavery? I'm not getting it.
This is what happens when a practical joke goes bad. The Serbian guy had asked one of his buddies if it was polite to eat fried chicken with your fingers and the guy told him no, that the fingers should be eaten separately.