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Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Captain J, Apr 28, 2009.

  1. Captain J

    Captain J 16" Gunner

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    LINK

    :vomit:

    Try garbage picking dude. It's less painful and probably better tasting. :jayzus:
  2. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Damn. I woulda gone for a useless toe or something. Fingers I actually need, but a 4th or 5th toe wouldn't be missed.
  3. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    If you were going for something useless, why not your penis? :ramen: :finger:
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  4. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    If only Ron Gettelfinger would do the same.

    I mean, if nothing else, just think of the bad jokes we could make.
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  5. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

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    Om nom nom....
  6. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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  7. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    Why the hell do they keep working then? :wtf:
  8. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    I don't think he's really serious about this. One finger? It shows lack of commitment to me....
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  9. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    He'd still be hungry... Or so I've heard.
  10. Grandtheftcow

    Grandtheftcow Fresh Meat

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    Did they capture video of it? If so they could splice it in with this song.
  11. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Okay..somebody 'splain this to me:

    You haven't been paid in years? How do you pay your bills and buy food?
    And why work if you're not getting wages "in years?"

    Afraid you'll lose your non-paying job?
    You could always quit and not get paid at an easier job....or not work at all since you're not getting paid. Does someone force these people into slavery? :mystery:

    I'm not getting it.
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  12. Captain J

    Captain J 16" Gunner

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    I'm wondering if he could afford mustard or ketchup or if he had to eat it plain. :chris:
  13. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    This is what happens when a practical joke goes bad.

    The Serbian guy had asked one of his buddies if it was polite to eat fried chicken with your fingers and the guy told him no, that the fingers should be eaten separately.
  14. Mallory

    Mallory Older than dirt Deceased Member

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    Did he make it into a finger sandwich?
  15. Captain J

    Captain J 16" Gunner

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    Couldn't afford the bread. :(