Zombieforge (What an Idiot)...

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  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    1) Zombies don't order food.
    2) They definitely don't use cell phones
    3) The only thing punching a zombie accomplishes is increasing the risk of being bitten and infected.
    :rolleyes:
     
    Volpone, Oct 25, 2009
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  2. Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz

    Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz And Hell's comin' with me!

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    Hahahahahahahahah!

    I know that it shouldn't be funny for a man to be assaulted on false pretenses...

    But to enter a restaurant, call a man a zombie, then clock him in the face...That's pretty friggin' hilarious.
     
    Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz, Oct 26, 2009
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    I wonder if they'll let the guy off the hook if he can convince the judge he really thought the guy was a zombie.

    In Canada, it can count as self-defense if you're not in danger, but you honestly believe you're in danger.
     
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    He'll probably go for the mentally incompetent plea.

    Could be why he said it. :lethesoda:
     
    Tamar Garish, Oct 26, 2009
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    "You all saw it, he came at me with a weiner!"
     
    Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz, Oct 26, 2009
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    In the US, the criteria is typically (it varies by state) if a reasonable person would have fear of life or limb.
     
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Oct 26, 2009
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    You can't know how funny that really is. :rofl:
     
    Tamar Garish, Oct 26, 2009
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