Zombies: a good dating pool?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Chatacranny, Jun 18, 2007.

  1. Chatacranny

    Chatacranny Guest

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    Pros:

    1. Take a lot of abuse, literally
    2. Find their own food pretty well
    3. Don't talk on and on about their goddamn mother FUCK YOU MO-IN-LAW I DON'T GIVE NOS HIT ABOUT YER FUCKING GARDEN OMGWTFO

    Cons:

    1. Undead
    2. Eat brains
    3. Have to be chained during sex
    Chatacranny, Jun 18, 2007
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  2. JohnM

    JohnM SUPREME ALLAH

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    Being chained during sex isn't a con.
    JohnM, Jun 18, 2007
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  3. Storm

    Storm Plausibly Undeniable

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    Another con, zombies just lay there during sex.

    Kinda like tri-Delts.

    :bergman:
    Storm, Jun 18, 2007
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  4. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    I wouldn't mind a nice zombie girl.

    Blowjobs might be tricky, though....
    14thDoctor, Jun 18, 2007
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  5. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    Ya, but who wouldn't just lay there after 2 rufeecoladas?
    Tex, Jun 18, 2007
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  6. Storm

    Storm Plausibly Undeniable

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    Ah yes.

    Thursdays at Duke's Roadhouse in Addison. Good times. :bergman:
    Storm, Jun 18, 2007
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  7. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    I hear they give good head - as long as brains are involved.
    Demiurge, Jun 18, 2007
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