who is your top dream celebrity lay?

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  1. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Oooh, I'd forgotten Marsha Thomason. That woman is gorgeous!

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  2. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Sadly :weep:
  3. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Shit. I would still hit it for damn sure.

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    That's her from last year.

    Skeet...
  4. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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  5. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    The way that post is formatted makes it look like you'd hit Weebl. :eyebrow:
  6. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Who said I wouldn't?

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  7. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Let's see...

    If I had a time machine, I think I'd go back to 1991 or so and hit Dana Delaney...
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    Failing that, I guess I'd just hit Dana Delaney...
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  8. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    :yes: I see what you did there!
  9. Zodiac

    Zodiac Banned

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    I don't want to fuck Kim Kardasian, but I sure do want to beat the absolute shit out of her. My top celeb lay is the one which is more concerned with running a country than who wants to fuck her.
  10. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    There's just too many hotties to choose only one. This whole time machine business has Skin's mouth watering for a little circa-1994 Gillian Anderson. Pre-eco-fascist Gillian Anderson, that is.

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  11. Megatron

    Megatron Banned

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    By the way, Alphaman, check out Livvi Franc...

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    Far better than Beyonce.

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  12. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Condoms are bad for the environment.


    Just sayin'.
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  13. Zodiac

    Zodiac Banned

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    If you don't remember when Gillian Anderson was hot you are not a real nerd!
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  14. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    And, cute as Asa, Brooke and Tia are, none of them are a patch on my future hot sitcom wife...

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  15. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Margaret Thatcher? Well played......
  16. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Bitches that succeed in politics generally do so because they're so dog-ugly they can't succeed anywhere else.
  17. Jenee

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    Just to pick up the lack of male pics here.

    I'm sure someone here would definitely do Brad Pitt

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  18. AlphaMan

    AlphaMan The Last Dragon

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    Maybe, but I bet many guys would like a shot with my senator if given a chance...


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  19. Jenee

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    Time travel machine:

    Richard Dean Anderson during his General Hospital days.
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    Even at 40, he's still got it.
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  20. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    My top celebrity lay? Right now?

    Mary Louise Parker


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  21. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Who needs a time machine?

    Back when Broadway tickets didn't require a second mortgage:

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    And more recently:

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  22. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Hey wait, technically, you already HAVE a celebrity.
  23. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Sort of true, in the broadest sense. It's fun watching people recognize him or not, given the circumstances. But there's a big difference between Working Actor (which I guess also applies to Langella) and, say, Tom Cruise-level can't-go-anywhere-without-being-hounded-by-paparazzi celebrity.

    Example: I was on a flight to Newark over the weekend and there was Paula Malcomson among the passengers. I recognized her immediately, but no one else seemed to notice. (Can't imagine why; she's a striking woman.) She was chatting with this couple and the conversation went like this:

    He: Oh, you're an actress? Have we seen you in anything?
    Paula: Um, well, I was in Caprica.
    He: (mishearing) Africa? What is that, like a reality show or something?
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  24. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I bless the raaaains down in Caaapricaaa!!
    Gonna take some time to do the things we never haaaaave woo-oo!!!

    (Dom da dom dom da dom dom dommm!! Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle...)

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  25. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    I'm surprised she didn't mention Deadwood. Better show, higher profile.
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  26. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Yes, but she played a prostitute in that one. Maybe a less enjoyable conversation that way.

    "I'm just sayin', Al. I wouldn't mind turning a trick."
  27. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Maybe she did afterwards. I stopped eavesdropping after the above. Actors tend to mention work in reverse chronology, given that casting directors have the attention span of a mayfly. :shrug:

    Yeah, but from an actor's POV, that's a plum role.
  28. Jenee

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    Playing the 'bad guy' is a good way to get a recurring role.
  29. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    ^^^ She wasn't a "bad guy" though.
  30. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Nah. She was one of the more sympathetic characters. Even though Al murdered an innocent prostitute to save her life from Major Dad at the end of the series.