who is your top dream celebrity lay?

Not a 'celebrity' per se, but Asa Akira.

I Googled this Asa Akira. Not bad, but she's no Tia Tanaka.

You gotta see her in action man. That would be the fuck of a lifetime.

Tia is cute, but she puffs up on a regular basis. Still would hit it like Captain Kirk though.

Mika Tan is the wildest of that bunch. I would pay dearly to see her with her natural breasts...there must be a few pics or vids floating around somewhere.

You could be.

Rosario Dawson. Ever since I saw "Kids".
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Robin Meade

With Time Travel - Erin Gray, circa "Buck Rogers in the 25th century".



Without Time travel - Shania Twain.

^ I'm seeing a hint of cameltoe there.

Hey, it was the 70s.

No it wasn't. That's Shania Twain, not Erin Grey.

And Tia Tanaka is no Brooke Milano.

Why not go see them up close and personal? She's working at the Bunny Ranch now.

http://www.bunnyranch.com/bunnybabes/MikaTan.php

Go for it oldfella!

I've heard you have to be careful with that one. Something about driving people to the dark side of the force.

Much as I love Olivia Newton-John circa 1980, I must go with Shakira. Oh my lord yes.

Mika Tan live? Cool, but as I said - I'm a natural breast lover.
In Bosnia I had porn magazines of Chasey Lain before implants. I think Racquel Darrian too.

Tragedy struck when a microburst destroyed our tent full of porn.
We put in a damage claim and gor reimbursed, but how do you put a price on something like that? Okay, I'm a liitle verklempt......

I'm not even going to ask.....

Sorry, just not sure enough of what I might find under the bustle.

microburst = sudden rainstorm.

tragedy = ... I'm guessing something was touching the sides of the tent. Army tents are notorious for leaking if you touch the sides.

I just realized "microburst" could be taken two ways!
DAMN! "two ways" can be taken two ways also!

Anywho, a Muslim would consider it like a Kamikaze "Divine Wind" because it took out or decadent Western music, porn, + other entertainment.

Muslims had to walk around with trash bags picking up the remains of the wet + torn porn magazines...they complained and we had to send our lowest ranking guy to do it instead.

I don't see how you could do Robin Meade before Christi Paul. I swear she missed her calling as a porn star.





And who wouldn't want to give Flo a ride home to her trailer park?

Negative - a microburst is a sudden downward, violent burst of cold (generally) wind. The wind is projected straight down, and when it hits the ground it has to go somewhere - so it spreads out with great speed + power. They are almost impossible to predict. They generally happen during rainy, stormy weather but not always. In the aviation world they often cause fatal accidents, especially at low altitudes.
By the time you realize you are in one...it's too late.

They can toss an aircraft like a rag doll!

In our case the microburst destroyed the neighborhood, then of course the rain ruined everything that was not exposed to the rain + further wind. I kept the newspaper report in a scrapbook.

Luckily nobody was flying at the time. We had just relocated to this camp, so I don't think we had our runway set up yet.

Once in Colorado Springs a jet full of folks was a few seconds from end-of-runway when a microburst shot the jet into the ground, killing all on board. I drove out to the site a couple days later...there was a huge crater right next to an apartment complex. This could have been much, much worse than it was.

I think we're only supposed to name one. Given a choice, I'd jump in a naked pile with Robin and Christi.

Flo? I'd ride her like a pony.

No one has chosen a BLACK GIRL yet... I wonder why.

:IMHO!:

You could do a lot worse than Beyoncé or Zoe Saldana.

Not too easy to name just one, but today, it's Sanaa Lathan

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Because most of us are semi-affluent white americans and most people date within their own race?

I didn't see your post before I posted Sanaa Lathan.

Kate Beckinsale in her Underworld attire, then out of it.