who is your top dream celebrity lay?

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  1. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Ok, Erin Chambers if she weren't married. Alas...

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    So, Summer Glau.
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  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    WTF? Her "lady parts" don't work because she's married?
  3. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Black girls? I wouldn't hesitate to respond favorably to the charms of Beyonce, Stacy Dash, Halle Berry, Marjeen Holden, Pam Grier, Alicia Keyes...
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  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Alicia Keys + Beyonce for sure! :P
  5. Megatron

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    She's the only woman who has ever:

    1. Birthed a Vampire without the weaknesses of vampires!

    2. Befriended a Predator and got a gift from the King of Predators!

    :IMHO!:

    And if its Black/African-descent women we are talking about....


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    JUNGLE FEEEVER!!

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  6. Delaware

    Delaware Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Hello? Julie Benz? :marathon:
  7. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    For me it has always been Marisa Tomei.

    Damn that lady is looking fine for her age (and mine):

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    Like the fish of an angry God!!!
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  8. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Skin's ethnic flavor of the day would have to be Aishwarya Rai.

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    But if Skin were to instead hop back in the time machine, he'd hit the year 1980 and tag up a little bit of amazon hottie in the form of Julie Strain:

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    (And god damn, you have no idea how difficult it is to find a photo of Julie Strain that isn't one of her topless or nude. Difficult to find one of her clothed, but hard to find one of her unclothed.)
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  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Marisa Tomei was a good call. She's totally on the "over 40 and boneable" list IMO.
  10. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Great googly moogly! Those look fake. But they're from the 80's so I assume they are for real!
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  11. Jenee

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    Am I the only poster here who finds men sexy?

    and, if so, do I get to add more men to balance out the thread?
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  12. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Nope...I'm a man appreciator as well! :techman:
  13. Jenee

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    Let's get some pics up, then!
  14. Speck

    Speck Dark Brotherhood

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    I Repped all the other choices i liked.

    me just picking one out of a plethora,
    I'll go with Jennifer Tilly.
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  15. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I swear to all things holy - if you ladies have Justin Bieber on your list there is no hope for mankind! :pissed:

    And you better have Jeff Goldblum - yes, I said it. In a perfect world I would be him - but alas, I'm James Gandolfini without the charm. :garamet:
  16. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Mine are well known, but okay..:lol:

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    Jeffrey Hunter was gorgeous. I was born too late, but I still :drool:

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    David Tennant.

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    Chris Pine.
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  17. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    That guy who plays spock looks kind of like magician David Blain! :calli:
  18. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    I would ride Chris Pine like Polly Walker rode every guy in "Rome."
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  19. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    I like Jeff's voice and his height. :shrug:

    But I'm funny. I could meet any of those guys I posted and they could open their traps and ruin any attraction depending on what they said and how we got along. Someone unattractive can become far more appealing depending on their personality as well.
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  20. Jenee

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    He played Sylar on Heroes. I was not happy he was chosen to play Spock at first, but ... he grew on me.
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  21. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    But Obama told us to "spread the wealth around..." :frustratedno: :P
  22. Jenee

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    Definitely. I love the geeks - and since I seldom watch celebrity shows, all I can judge them by are their characters - and really, it's not like I'd ever meet them anyway, so it's all about the fantasy of the character they create - like Daniel Jackson and Sherlock Holmes.

    I happened to catch Justin Timberlake on ... The Daily Show or the Corbert ... show and that guy ... was either very nervous or really needed a script.
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    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    I can't get over "The Fly." Everytime I see him, I either see him vomiting to eat his food or I see his head splitting apart and out comes this enormous insect.

    Oh, and Justin Bieber needs to be sterilized.
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  24. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    As soon as his testicle drop he'll be banging every horny teen around. Maybe his popularity will wane before that!
  25. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Wait a second... Dan Leach is a woman?!
  26. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    If we're in time warp mode......

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    Phoebe Cates!
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  27. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Yes, Phoebe is a sweetie! Kevin Kline better be wearing out that headboard on a nightly basis!
  28. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Nautica, Dan is gay, ok - we all know that.

    For him to be attracted to MM means he is a woman!
  29. Tamar Garish

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    Phoebe these days...

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    Kevin has aged...but it's probably just me since I watched "In and Out" again the other night.
  30. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Anyone else think that Kevin Kline would make the perfect Devon Miles in a Knight Rider remake? :lol:
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