FUCK you, Albert, you pretentious fucking fraud.

Yes. That's a style. Now you're aware.

And soooo original, too. It's like no one on WF has ever used it before -!

Hey, it made Dennis Leary a rich man.

Granted, and for generations of comedians before him...all of whom had the guts to go before a live audience, not dither around behind a string of usernames on a message board.

So what you're saying is, my talent is wasted on you. Awwww, that's so sweet of you! You deserve a treat for that.

Ya know, annoying as she is, I bet Katy Perry is a GREAT lay.

Well, if nothing else, the quote pyramids ought to get UA's attention come Monday.

She'd about have to be, wouldn't she? Bet she's a real screamer, too.

He stole the -gate factor from Nick.
Direct Deposit was until he finally caved and started getting in on the action.

Pennies is the real bait, he'll come in absolutely frothing.

No, it was forced out by the shit I'm reading here and the metric fuckton of knowledge I'm cramming in for midterms. But thank you for your concern. It so nice to know you care.

Well, that was about the most boring comeback you could possibly have posted without being garamet.

Oh Lord. We've got another one who's smarter than all the rest of us.

Seriously? That's hilarious!

Hey, Albert, ya dumb bald fuck, get a load of this!

Sometimes, a party is more fun without the guest of honor being there! :chicken:

Oh bite me (actually please don't. I like not having contagious diseases.) I have no extra brainpower to waste on your dumb ass this week.

I am?! Ok. I'll make sure to dazzle you with my newfound knowledge come August.

Does anyone else find the thread title amusingly ironic?

The guy who started this thread made his return to WF by pretending to be an infamous internet troll from nearly a decade ago...

And this dude referred to himself in the 3rd person...

Not sure you have much ground to call someone else a pretentious fraud, my friend.

That was my return to Wrodfordge? Well, that's a swing and a miss. I never left Wrodfordge.

That was part of the persona, yes.

If you're trying to make the case that I'm a pretentious fraud myself, don't you reckon that'd make me something of an authority on pretentious frauds and how to spot them?

I can only imagine how you must need a break from that, sure.

You haven't got extra, huh? I think you understate.

That, and Bill Hicks.

UA Likes penis?

I've seen Bill Hicks a few times here and that was one funny motherfucker.

Self project much?

Yeah. Why don't you tell us tell us your IQ, totally out of context, while you're at it? That's what all the cool kids are doing.

Shoes Two Times is your new mafioso name now.

I think we should all have mafioso names.

That's a helluva helluva tick I got there there isn't it?

Ahite wit me.

We should be careful be careful that it isn't contagious. Aw... aw, fuck.

I'm posting this from my iPhone while driving the I-10.