FUCK you, Albert, you pretentious fucking fraud.

I'm pretty sure that when he stopped posting as SkinofEvil he gave his logon information to RickDeckard, for purposes of rep.

It's just nice that he's using it.

I didn't think anybody knew about that.

Is that otter of the ass?

Hey, Fleshlight! Thanks for the rep!

"Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?"
―Obi-Wan Kenobi

I thought the ipad is what ihop places your food on when they bring it to your table.

That's right -- skinofevil is mah bitch, too.

I propose the new rep forum be called the whine room. Complimentary cheese for all who post in it.

mmm....cheeeeeeeese. i want the gouda soup from upstream brewing co. YUM!

I was told that I otter not do it anymore.

Now the question becomes, what sort of horrible lies will I have to tell about Albert to get him in here?

Albert secretly owns and uses an iPhone 4. Loves it, too. I saw him driving down the road in his jeep with it pressed to his face just yesterday. He had an iPad 2 in his other hand, filming himself on his phone.

Did his ipad have 3G?

Naturally -- it wouldn't have been gay enough for Uncle Albert otherwise.

Well, what the fuck is keeping you, Albert? You still putting your fucking makeup on? Get your dimwitted ass in here!

Fucking CenturyLink, doing "maintenance" on my local DNS server without so much as sending us a notice. I'm paying for Fiber fuckin' Optic, not dial-up, you cunts!

What this looks like from the outside....

Well, that's a nice little fantasy you got goin' there, He Who Dwells Under The Stairs. But here's how it really is:

Nooo...it's Albert's thick, manly thighs, honed from running stairs that makes JC's fantasies hit high gear.

Ummmmm, yeeeaaaa,... 138 posts and still no UA.


Methinks I'll call you pwned now.

Well, I could change the thread title to something that interests him...

Oh, he's been here. I can smell his soulless ginger stink. Smells like... burning electronics and rubber.

Don't you mean thick thunder thighs?

May want to not sit on your computer then if your rubber pants are getting that hot.

My penis is not robotic.

She only wishes any part of that was true. She probably has a collection of "special cucumber friends" she visits while she imagines it.

Between Miss Manners and Megatron's mom, I think we have enough of those for one room.

I never really expected Albert to give this thread the dignity of a response, but it's worth a try.

Since he hasn't responded to anything else, it's time to bring out the nuclear option.

See? I told you it wouldn't work.

Yay, tho a Fremen may set a thumper to call Shai Hulud from the desert, alas, there is no Albert signal. He goes only where he wills and goes not where he wills not.
---From the Collected Wisdom of Muad Dib