FUCK you, Albert, you pretentious fucking fraud.

I saw this on the back of his jeep.

Alright, it's time for the Omega option. This may destroy all life as we all know it:

Albert, your mother wears combat boots.

Oh, wait! We got that one on him a long time ago.

This thread- worst callout EVAH!

Nah, it had its moments. Even the fact that it has UA acting like a leashed cat lends a sort of strange comedy to it.

It started out gayer than gay marriage but it found its legs.

There's a joke there...

It's probably between the legs.

I se Albert didn't have the balls to reply.

have you brought your bride to orgasm yet?

or does she just whimper during/after sex?

I'm really glad other people's opinions don't affect me this much.

pics?

I'm a baaaaaaaaaaaaaad man.

*wagsfinger* not yet. haha.

?

He has indeed proven himself to be a nutless wonder thus far. Yes, many have posted in this thread claiming that he's "above" responding -- but the only kind of people who are "above responding" are Starbuck's queens.

Is that you, Albert? Are you a Starbuck's queen? Seems that way.

Or consider the possibility that he's trolling by NOT responding.

That would make him passive-aggressive. Still very much like a Starbuck's queen.

Wait a second...

What's wrong with Starbuck's queens?

*looking sadly at her Starbuck's apron*

She likes it. Yes. I make her O every time.

Clearly, one rejected him.

The term "creepy old man", was no doubt tossed around....

For that to happen, I would have had to not reject them first.

Wait -- were you going off some demented fantasy you've been harboring? Go right on ahead, then. Didn't mean to deprive you of the only source of fulfillment in your life other than finding orange gunk on a Q-Tip.

wait, what? So you just go around rejecting women all day if you don't find them suitable?

It's his demented fantasy.
He projects, see.

obviously

What, you think I'm gonna leap at anything that throws its vagina at me? Oh. Ohhhhhhhh. That explains Dickynoo's antipathy toward me. Okay, okay. Dicky, I'm sorry I didn't stay to raise you, but you're mama's not worth the drama.

As for women in general: Sorry to burst some bubble you might have, bunnie, but women aren't actually special princesses. Sometimes the ride just isn't worth the price of the ticket.

never said that.

the wording of the way you said

For that to happen, I would have had to not reject them first.

was just...kind of dumb. you have to NOT reject a girl in order for them to reject you? Honestly sounds like something a middle schooler would say.

You would think with how long I've been on here you would know that I'm not a fan of women.