Forbin, like all of us, rose to his level of incompetence. He then married a girl smart in every way but selection of men, who has helped him succeed in life by keeping him in his basement working on models. Scenery is differernt but he sounds just like me!
Never learned to swim. Never done any hardcore drugs. Never even tried smoking a cigarette. Never had sex with a Mexican woman.
In the meanwhile, half the board remembers the 'I'll never use an ATM rant' years ago. You lack conviction. LOL. It was made more delicious by Mrs. A working at a bank and telling you how irrational you were being.
Yeah, it was direct deposit, not an ATM card. Truth be told, I'm pretty sure UA got direct deposit before I did, which didn't happen until last fall.
Never had a broken bone. Never stayed overnight in a hospital. Never had an operation (except for dental work). Never fathered children. Never been to Vegas. Never been to DisneyLandWorld.
Sure you did, UA. Sure you did. Edit - about the only reason not to have direct deposit is if you have an issue with garnishment of wages. You didn't owe anyone money, did you great prophet of self-sufficiency?
Not true. We still don't have it and won't until and unless it is forced upon us. We've seen too many people at Zel's place of employment have problems with it. Lost/late deposits, incorrect amounts.....shit like that. Problems we never seem to have producing a paper check at the bank.
Seems you don't know about garnishment of wages. Doesn't matter if you have direct deposit or not. Its done by the company payroll dept by legal order.
Gee, I don't pine for much. I've done plenty of stuff in my life. OK Never been shot. Never been hit by a car. But I have had some near death experiences.
I never smoked a cigarette or marijuana... No hardcore drugs of any kind. Never had a broken bone or any reason to stay overnight in a hospital.
Hmmm. Never got married. Never read "War and Peace." Never sky-dived. Never been to Japan. Never been in real combat.
Haven't suffered the loss of a parent Haven't snorted cocaine off of a midget hookers ass in Tijuana Haven't nailed an Asian chick. Haven't snorted cocaine off of an Asian midget hookers ass. Haven't given birth Haven't had PMS Haven't seen Twilight The list goes on and on. I live a sheltered life.
never set a hobo on fire never shot a man in Reno just to watch him die never shaved my genitals never gotten high
I am the complete opposite of Forbin - except I used to know how to tie a necktie but would dump the information immediately since it was only a couple of times a year. All you guys without ever breaking a bone are amazing. Do you live in a plastic bubble? Not even fingers/toes/nose? At least tell me you have some stitches for God's sake.
I've never done any illegal drugs. I've never had more than one sexual partner. I've never had children. I never had my tonsils out. I never got a driver's license. I've never had a divorce. I've never been further than South Carver, Massachusetts or just over the Canadian border in the other direction. I've never been on an airplane. I've never had anything pierced...not even my ears. Never had a tattoo. I never went to college. I never met a poster I haven't filed.
I've never eaten at the revolving restaurant at the top of the Space Needle. All my friends think it is just an overpriced tourist trap selling mediocre food, and refuse to go with me, but dammit! I wanna go!