I Would've Made A Good President.

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    No, they're actually willing to die for something they believe in.
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  2. Tuckerfan

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    And no one cares. Technically, I've given you a shout out by linking to your shit. You know, in a "Point and laugh at the retard" kind of way. Only a fool would wear it as a badge of honor.
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  3. Dayton Kitchens

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    I've never killed anyone or tried to kill anyone for that matter.
  4. El Chup

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    You do not have a successful career. You have been sacked or faced disciplinary proceedings on more than one occasion, as you yourself have detailed in this very room. To my knowledge you have never been promoted and have therefore never had any form of career advancement. So if you contend otherwise, please detail.

    That is not an achievement, and your are obese so you aren't in good health at all.

    That's a blatant lie and you know it. If you contend otherwise please explain your prior sackings and disciplinary proceedings. Pleased also confirm whether or not you have ever had run ins with other staff or have felt that someone was there to undermine you.

    Again, not an achievement. I'm also having a hard time believing that a spouse abuser, liar, xenophobe, racist anti-semite, self declared manipulator and purveyor of insults qualifies as a "faithful Christian".
  5. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Ah yes, I remember it now. Truly tragic.
  6. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Well done! :rotfl:

    We all know that you prefer to get others to kill on your behalf. ;)
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    Not exactly a cardboard cutout.


    ISIS Having Difficulty Finding American Recruits Physically Fit For Jihad
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  8. The Original Faceman

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    It's like he's serving himself on a platter for me. :bang:
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  9. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    That's a credit to them, not to you.

    "Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness."

    "Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal."

    "If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen?"

    "For all those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.”
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    The military and ISIS have a common link.....:unsure:
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  11. shootER

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    That's from The Onion, but was appropriate for where the thread has ended up. :bergman:
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  12. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    A few years ago you said you wished you could volunteer to be the switch puller for an en execution, so you could see what it feels like to kill someone. So yeah, you're pretty fucking mental as well as retarded.
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  13. Tuckerfan

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    You forgot one.
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    If anyone is wondering what Dayton would be like as president, I've got two words for you. Pooty-Poot.
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    We can haz links?
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    I just 'heard' this in Frank Underwood's voice :rofl:
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  18. El Chup

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    So is the coward @Daytoŋ3 going to come back and answer any of the questions posted on the last two pages? How in the hell can he claim to be Presidential material when he even runs away from questions on an internet forum?
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    He doesn't have to answer questions from us atheists...

    BTW, I'd love to hear him lay that one on the questioners at a press conference or a debate between candidates... :lol:
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    Or at legal trial
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  21. El Chup

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    We'll that would be particularly interesting since he'd have to swear an oath to God to tell the truth.
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    Maybe there's a Christian Exemption to that, like "It's OK to lie under oath if God understands you're doing it to carry out His will."
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    So Wil McAvoy was right.

    Dayton is part of the American Taliban. :bergman:
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  24. Tuckerfan

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    At the Warren Jeffs trial, at least one of his followers admitted that they'd lie under oath if Jeffs told them to, because Jesus.
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    There is. It's a strong tradition, going back to an early church father, Eusebius of Caesarea:
    How it may be lawful and fitting to use falsehood as a medicine, and for the benefit of those who want to be deceived.

    And Protestants took it with them, Martin Luther:
    What harm would it do, if a man told a good strong lie for the sake of the good and for the Christian church ... a lie out of necessity, a useful lie, a helpful lie, such lies would not be against God, he would accept them.
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  26. Tuckerfan

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    Hmm. Doesn't Islam say that it's okay to lie if it advances Allah's cause? :thinking:
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  27. Dayton Kitchens

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    An interesting idea that I think could have some serious positive impact would be to give every American (about 4,000,000 people) 25,000 dollars when they turn 18.
    It would be in an account of course and could not be converted to cash easily (to discourage illegal activity) but could be more easily use for investment, to pay for education expenses, for health care, or relocation and various other things.

    4,000,000 at 25,000 each would be 100 billion a year which is a huge amount of money. But in the context of the size of the federal budget and other spending it isn't completely inconceivable.
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    Contract negations not going all that well, so you think that by commenting on this thread it'll help matters?
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  29. The Original Faceman

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    Wow. That is a stupid idea.
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  30. RickDeckard

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    If you're going to spend 100 billion giving free money to people, you should target it at people who need it, not just arbitrarily give it to 18 year olds.
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