I Would've Made A Good President.

I did, and it was very good. Doesn't keep very well though. The leftovers solidified.

Oh yes Ed because I'm evil incarnate and can do things that everyone here says is impossible.

I must be Randall Flagg.......

So have you figured out yet that you'd be the worst president ever Dayton?

More of a Tom Cullen.

IIRC he survived to the very end

But he was still a retard.

Better a live retard than a dead Stephen Hawking..

Stephen Hawking is still alive dipshit.

You're right. Plus, he wasn't just simple he was also a good person.

Tom Cullen = Baba
Lloyd Henreid = Dayton
Harold Lauter = Diacanu
Kojak = Castle
Ms Abigail = ...

This is actually pretty fun. I'll have to try and think of more.

Anyone else have suggestions?

He'll be dead someday. My reference is a nod to I think it's in Ecclesiastes "A living dog is greater than a dead lion"

So is the live Stephen Hawking the dead lion or the living dog?

As will all living beings, unless you think you're going to be "hoovered" up to heaven by Jebus.

I've figured you for a lot of things, but never a fibber.

For once I agree with you, when you consider that one of Flagg's alter-egos was Walter O'Dim.

Don't you know, wife beaters have special dispensation if they can use fear to force their wives to forgive them! He's got a first class ticket!

Really? I find that hard to believe.

You'll be dead someday too.

And in hell.

Absolutely.

He's been lying to himself for years about being President one day, and if you'll lie to yourself, you'll lie to anyone.

No shit, I know where it's from. But I can understand you wanting to be an imaginary character. Because even a retarded one has more going for him than you ever will.

Keep thinking that.

Really? Tell us, what have you achieved in life to make him think otherwise.

Genuinely, list your successes.

I'll put money on you not having any.

M-O-O-N... that spells wife beater. Everyone knows that.

I would also make it mandatory that during the presidential inauguration, the bible has to be held up by an organ grinder monkey.

BTW, on other boards, whenever there's a debate if a longtime poster is a troll or just crazy, I always link to the "Dayton's Greatest Hits" thread and the Starlog letter as proof that someone can be batshit crazy for decades.

Starlog letter?

Wonderful wife and daughter. Successful career. Pretty good health. Well liked and respected by colleagues.

Faithful Christian and servant of God.

Starlog letter.

My letter that appeared in Sci Fi Universe was better. A full page. Writer and editor Marc Altman even gave me a shout out about my conservative views (even though he didn't agree with them. Letters published in the Arkansas Democrat Gazette, The Futurist and Final Frontier were pretty good. And Cinescape.

But in more recent times I like my book reviews on Amazon.com

How is that special? Change Christian to Muslim and you'd be a cardboard cutout for an ISIS soldier.