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Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by We Are Borg, Mar 13, 2013.

  1. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    How do you know the small species Dayton wants to wipe out in service of his invisible sky man isn't the most intelligent lifeform on the planet?
  2. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    Even if it isn't, I'm guessing it could take Dayton in a battle of wits.
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  3. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Except for the fact that nothing has been said about intelligent life. The only type of life specified was pond scum.

    So unless you and the others here consider draining a swamp to be "genocide"..............
  4. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    From Ender's Game? I assume you know that referred to an intelligent species. Something I've never advocating eliminating.

    I assume humans would never be colonizing a planet that already had an intelligent species living there.
  5. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    How do you know any life we encounter on other worlds, even pond scum, isn't intelligent? What if they are so different from us that we fail to see their intelligence? What if they don't want to reveal themselves to us?
  6. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I'm certain by the time it becomes an issue we'll have means of testing for intelligence.

    We are talking about hundreds of years in the future are we not?
  7. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    That's no way to refer to your home state.
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  8. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    The Buggars were thousands of years more advanced than man, yet they didn't realize humans were intelligent until it was too late...
  9. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Interesting.

    You do realize though that was a FICTIONAL story?
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  10. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Ironic. So is much of what you believe.
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  11. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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  12. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    "Test for intelligence"?
  13. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    As far as I know God takes no position on manned or unmanned space exploration and colonization.
  14. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    Even Trek didn't have that, or that business with the Horta would've been over real quick.
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  15. matthunter

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    Just man-on-man exploration.
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  16. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    It was over real quick.

    About 25 minutes IIRC.
  17. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    You need to write that in the original German. :bergman:
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  18. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Your plan would require we decide in advance would it not?
  19. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    That'd be the thread title.
  20. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Until that bacteria is eradicated you shouldn't set foot on that planet! ;
  21. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Why?
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  22. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Didn't you help develop the language in the 6th century? Do it yourself!
  23. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    So God is cool with his children wiping out species that they find inconvenient? No wonder you hate the Jews...
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  24. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    No. Why would it?
  25. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    That's what she said!

    :bigass: :rimshot:
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  26. Tuckerfan

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  27. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Dayton being the kind of lawbreaking asshole you'd expect him to be:


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  28. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Lawbreaking? I followed the letter of the law. Arkansas has a "move it" law in regards to accidents.
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  29. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    My mistake. I misread it that the accident happened in Texas.

    Still a dick move, though. Especially considering it was an elderly person.
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  30. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    It's called hit and run.
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