Dayton3/Tracker/Dayton Kitchen’s Greatest Hits

^But Dayton doesn't work hard.

From the want to be President.

Dayton is not a real man by any meaningful definition.

Medical science may declare him to be a man, but it makes no difference.

It is not up to the offended to decide what they find offensive.

Dayton, on facts.

On Star Trek casting.

More on Star Trek casting.

For daring to suggest in a Media Central Star Trek thread that the crew of the Enterprise reflected Roddenberry's idea of a Starship Earth.

Christian values ladies and gentlemen.

Of Dayton's trite, overused expressions this may be the most tiresome.

By any reasonable measure.

IIRC it's not the one he uses most "Cameraman". But then I have no need to defend superior Christians and cast pearls before swine.

Dayton the "history teacher."

Sorry, but you asked for it.

"History is a set of lies agreed upon." - Napoleon Bonaparte.

He's not wrong there.

On treaty obligations:

The logic behind that is outstanding! I can't believe that has never been posted before.

I'm not getting it. Could you explain with cake, or possibly pie?

I'm not sure where it falls on the scale of truly natural acts, like eating, sexing, and sleeping, but perhaps Dayton can enlighten us.

When God designed the universe, clearly this was a top priority.

Dayton projectile vomits words onto a screen without giving them much thought. It seems to come to him naturally.

Most Americans probably have a better chance of firing a gun than having sex on the average.

ftfy

This is going to quotes!

Sex is cheaper.

Bullets are expensive. Cum is free.

Both should be directed at Dayton's face.

Never getting an erection again. Thanks.

That one was a doozy. This is a teacher. No wonder his class is dumb as horse shit on a cracker.

I think you'll enjoy it a great deal if it ever happens...

Your life must be horrible.