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  1. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Watching people piss on themselves online whenever I post is a true pleasure though.
    Dayton Kitchens, Jun 14, 2016
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  2. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Good for you.

    Here's a picture of lesbians for you.

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    The Original Faceman, Jun 14, 2016
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  3. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    Tuckerfan, Jun 14, 2016
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  4. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I didn't realize you were a fan of water sports.
    gul, Jun 14, 2016
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  5. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    Dayton on why the captain(s) of the upcoming Trek series should be a white, hetero male.

    Tuckerfan, Jun 24, 2016
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  6. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Presidents Obama and Hillary Clinton agree!
    The Original Faceman, Jun 25, 2016
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  7. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    But 40 years of them wandering around in the desert saying, "Are we there yet?" was fine.

    Tuckerfan, Jun 28, 2016
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  8. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Taken out of context. :yes:


    ed629, Jun 29, 2016
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  9. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    It's true dammit! One day, ed, one day... :brood:
    Soma, Jun 29, 2016
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  10. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    He's so close to figuring out how Jesus would feel about many modern Christians.
    Bailey, Jun 30, 2016
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  11. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    Really, does anything need to be said about this?
    Last edited: Jul 3, 2016
    Tuckerfan, Jul 3, 2016
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  12. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Dayton on physics.

    And he wants to teach science.
    ed629, Jul 3, 2016
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  13. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    Dayton out Dayton's NotDayton again.
    Tuckerfan, Jul 4, 2016
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  14. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    BURN!
    markb, Jul 15, 2016
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  15. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Fisherman's Worf, Jul 15, 2016
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  16. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    On gay rights:

    RickDeckard, Jul 21, 2016
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  17. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I'm sure @Dayton3 would be happy for us to dig up the many posts where he said he had no problems with homosexuals and wasn't a bigot....:lol:
    El Chup, Jul 21, 2016
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  18. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I have no problems with homosexuals as long as they keep their sex lives private.

    Which is good advice for everybody.
    Dayton Kitchens, Jul 21, 2016
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  19. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Okay, so you agree that what happens in people's bedrooms is no one's bu s iness, least of all the government's.

    Thanks for joining the 21st century. :clap:
    Shirogayne, Jul 21, 2016
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  20. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    And that means no to gay marriage.
    Dayton Kitchens, Jul 21, 2016
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  21. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    FTFY
    shootER, Jul 21, 2016
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  22. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    It really doesn't, actually.

    Unless you wanna argue that marriage is shoving sexuality it in others' faces. Which I'm gonna assume not even you are that dense.
    Shirogayne, Jul 21, 2016
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  23. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Because the bible teaches us to treat people who are different than us as inferiors.
    The Original Faceman, Jul 21, 2016
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  24. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Dayton, on the nationality and birthplace of Jeb Bush's wife.

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    ed629, Jul 25, 2016
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  25. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    How did he manage to procreate?
    The Original Faceman, Jul 28, 2016
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  26. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Most humans procreate by having sexual intercourse IIRC.

    Though if you haven't done that in a long time it is understandable that you might be more familiar with masturbation.
    Dayton Kitchens, Jul 28, 2016
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  27. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    Have you ever masturbated, @Dayton3 ?
    RickDeckard, Jul 28, 2016
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  28. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Do we even want to know the answer? :unsure:
    Shirogayne, Jul 28, 2016
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  29. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    No.
    El Chup, Jul 28, 2016
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  30. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    ed629, Jul 28, 2016
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