Dayton Kitchens B sides.

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Tererune, Sep 25, 2019.

  1. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    @Dayton Kitchens, fer cryin' out loud, take a couple of days off. It's fall. Go outdoors, take a walk, enjoy the weather, play with Murphy, come back with a fresh perspective.

    Please. for Annalee's sake. That young woman is brilliant and motivated and full of promise. She deserves a better father than the one we see here.
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  2. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I don't need a "fresh perspective".

    I need filthy bastards like @Tererun to stop insulting my family.
    I need sanctimonious hypocrites like @shootER to stop abusing their authority and lying about me.
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  3. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Quit crying and shut the fuck up, you big titty-baby.
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  4. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    that's all you got? liar.
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  5. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Quit whining. :lol:
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  6. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Quit lying:diaf:
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  7. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Excellent melt down. Have you remembered to dawn your head banging helmet for the inevitable spasms of emotion?
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  8. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Why the meltdown today? Something bad going on IRL?

    I haven’t lied about anything regarding you, junior.

    You realize I’m one of the only people here who doesn’t want to ban your ass, right?

    But keep pushing. I can always change my mind.
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  9. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    You claimed I was changing the thread titles of threads I did not start. I had no ability to do that. I changed the thread titles of the threads where you separated my posts into a special thread which meant my name was part of the OP and thus the "thread starter"
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  10. Amaris

    Amaris Guest

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    It took you less than a minute, after I disabled them, for you to complain that you lost your thread tools. I read the change logs where shooter had to change back the thread titles, including the titles themselves. I know what you did.
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  11. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    My threads. I was entitled to change them just as every member is allowed to change the titles of their own threads.
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  12. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    See @Amaris’ post.

    If someone created a NEW thread for your shitposting, guess what? They’re the thread starter. Doesn’t matter if the board software doesn’t recognize that.

    You were having a toddler tantrum and therefore lost your ability to edit titles.

    But keep pushing. If you want to make this Black Friday for your account here you just might get what’s coming. :)
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  13. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Guess what, it's not your board. You have no say on how the admins and mods run the board. If they tell you not do something, you don't fucking do it. After nearly two decades of posting on boards, that's something else you haven't figured out yet. That attitude had gotten you banned from other boards, yet it's never your fault. You'd think at 52 you'd figure some of that out by now.
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  14. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    I think @Dayton Kitchens should call @shootER on his bluff.
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  15. Amaris

    Amaris Guest

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    Nope. You are entitled to nothing on this board. What you get are privileges, and going by your history, what you get is often abused by you. Quit whining.
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  16. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    "Dayton derails....", would be a good documentary series.

    Every episode, you can pick a subject out of a hat/fishbowl, and have Dayton show up, and ruin that thing.

    "Dayton derails sex", and have him storm into a porn shoot, and direct the fucking, so that it's awkward, and clunky, and joyless.
    But dammit, it's efficient!

    "Dayton derails cooking", and have him ruin a Rachel Ray episode.

    "Dayton derails Star Trek", and have him boss around the CGI animators so the space battles are just goddamned ridiculous.
    And a little racist.

    "Dayton derails a train", exactly what it sounds like.
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  17. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I did not know that. I thought I had found a nice loophole.
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  18. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    For the porn shoot, I picture him trying to tell the camera guy where to shoot from, and taking a shot to the head for interfering with the money shot.
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  19. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    :lol: You're like one of those Sovereign Citizens.
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  20. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    it is not my fault that your family is a bunch of arkansas village idiots. So please do not put their lacking on me. I had absolutely nothing to do with their existence or that which oozed it's way out of their nether regions.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I picture the donkey bucking him through a wall.
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  22. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  23. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Is that dayton about to fall off the cliff, or is that someone on top of the cliff watching the stupid rock named dayton falling?
  24. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    dayton m&m.jpg
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  25. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    @teh baba returns is person non grata according to the Norphlet Troll...
  26. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Oh god he looks like such a faggot.
  27. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    FTFY
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  28. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Where did Dayton try to touch shooter again?
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  29. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    No, slapping him around on that spurious claim was part of the fun. :)

    We did share some less confrontational Facebook messages which were good discussions as well.
  30. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    D3 is sexting Shirogayne, Mortal sin or does Dayton being baptized he can be like Andrew Jackson?