Ted Cruz is a piece of shit

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  1. Tererune

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    I bought a pinky pie pinata at walmart once because I did not want kids hitting her with a bat to bust her open and eat what falls out. I am a fan of the fan created Cupcakes which shows pinkie pie killing the other ponies in grotesque ways.

    So when you ask why lefties would be so "violent" to make up these sorts of things i have to say we do it to out own cute icons in faked media so fuck ted cruz. If he cannot handle being treated like a pastel pony from friendship land then perhaps he should get a fucking helmet, along with his snowflake followers.

    I would even ad that if the right wants to make a bunch of dolls representing congress and harm the dolls while not making any threats to do the same to the real thing, I am actually great with that. I am actually fgine with AOC targets at the gun range as long as those people are not actually plotting to do that to the real thing. Have at the effigy.
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  3. Tererune

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    OMG. I would love to give his supporters the kindness to say they are stupid, but they are evil. They are awful, terrible, despicable, and deplorable people. At this point if you cannot say Ted is a POS, and if you would vote for him again in any way you are those people.
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    Okay, so I have some issues with the way copyright laws are handled in the US but I have precisely zero issues with someone using those laws to go after Cruz (who undoubtedly would make them even more restrictive if he could). Especially when his infringement includes what’s clearly a nod, by the original artist, to things like communism. It’s like Reagan wanting to use Born in the USA as a campaign song and not getting what it’s about.

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    Such a tool. :jayzus:
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  8. Fisherman's Worf

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    More like Ted Snooze.
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    I disagree. By its name, a tool is inherently useful. Ted Cruz? Not so much.
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    I hate to totally defend ted cruz, but it is a Biden Speech. It is the most human thing the dude does. I have been there at work meetings trying to stay awake while listening to management prattle on about things they are not doing shit about. Even if I liked the manager who was speaking it is just hard for me to stay awake sometimes.

    I am pretty damned sure I absorbed information in school via dream learning. I wonder how I knew some of the shit from biology class and my friends were telling me the teacher said something about that while I was sleeping. Yes, i know Ted is not actually doing that, but did biden actually say something we could learn from? I did not even hear the speech and I am still more up on things than most people.
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    I don't get this. In 2016, on stage at the Republican debates, trump, on camera, in front of God and everybody, stated he had bribed everyone on that stage.

    The republican party doesn't care if you know they are turning the US into an oligarchy. They know the 98% work to support the 2%. and US citizens who vote republican are so stupid they buy into the bullshit fed to them.

    And they have the audacity to cry about AOC.

    {looks in disgust at Lanz, Forbin, oldfella, federal farmer, and all the others ...}
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    :fruit: AWESOME! If I disgust uber-lib Jenee then I know I'm on the right track. Full speed ahead to the midterms motherfuckers! :polarslam:
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    Man, you really are a politically stupid motherfucker, aren't you.
    Convince me that your insights on policing balances it out.
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  15. Tererune

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    You can't fix stupid, but you should try to be out of it's range of effect. You could also try directing it towards it's demise. Just sayin, not doing.
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    That was a bit of a self own.
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    I didn't think it was possible for the Tedster to look any sadder or more pathetic than he usually does. Turns out I was wrong.
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    Looks like the donald also finds him pathetic and is trying to get as far away from him as possible and still be in the pic.
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    Imagine being Ted's wife and seeing this :lol:

    How she's stayed with this disloyal bootlicker who is a complete disaster of a person is one of life's mysteries
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    He probably left her at home with snowflake and a bowl of kibble so she can book his next trip to cancun with the Karens of texas book club.
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    The big question is: Did the Tedster put out? He at least gave Trump a handy, right?
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    WAB is dead on about Ted Cruz being a piece of shit.
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    It's a simple rule, you don't defend Nazis.
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    Okay, but was the guy he was defending a Nazi, or was the guy throwing the Nazi salute ironically as a way of suggesting the school board Nazis?
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