Ted Cruz is a piece of shit

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  1. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    How would you possibly know?

    I wouldn't have believed anyone was more pathetic than Limbaugh, but you keep exceeding my expectations. Keep going!
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    Are you a bot? Do you not know how to respond? Seriously, are you suffering from dementia or something? Is that what is keeping you from doing anything?
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  3. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Posted as a bot who has nothing to do but troll message boards, even though you're not very good at it.

    If I thought you were ac
    If you're ever actually interested in my daily life, please let me know; I'll be happy to share with you.
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    Care to rethink those responses and make some sense out of that?
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  5. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Do you need monosyllables, crayons, or both?

    Trying to upstage Ted Cruz, are you? Not a worthy goal.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    waving right back at you Jeffrey Dahmer wanna-be. :waving:
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    Those pussies?

    Now if you'd said Paladin and Tererun, I could believe it. :async:
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    yes because it takes a brave person to be a serial killer. :dayton: Then again maybe you'd make a great serial killer - why don't you start with yourself just to get the ball rolling?
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    Remember, he’s the only person who has to pretend to be a serial killer to be more popular. Imagine having to fake being a genocidal maniac to get people to like you and you’ll understand the horror that it means to be Ted Cruz.
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    When winter reared its frozen head, Ted Cruz bravely fled.

    When the public found out he hid, Courageous Ted Cruz blamed his kids.
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    He's also not the only TX Republican to flee.
    I will say his excuses are better than Ted's.
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    I will say his excuse only works if he admits to the failures of texas in deregulation of their power grid and admits it to his people so that they get proper information they can vote on. I can see his immediate point, but he really needs to object to the old party line of not needing help from anyone else, and not needing regulations to capitalism in necessary utilities.
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    I love how lately SNL has been portraying Republican men with female actors. :lol:

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    Most of the state had highs in the upper 50s to low 60s yesterday.
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    I would totally love some of that weather while the people around me would be dressed for a blizzard and canadian level freeze. It sort of makes me feel like a super hero when I can withstand the 50's comfortably in my shorts and a t shirt.

    But for the people in the middle hope for the thaw to come soon.
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    As much as i disagree with many of AOC’s policies i have to respect her for raising a shitload of money for the people of Texas, getting on the ground and actually helping people and dunking on Cruz all at the same time

    I saw someone say on Twitter “How does AOC stay so thin when all she does is eat Republicans for lunch?”
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