Ted Cruz is a piece of shit

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by We Are Borg, Feb 18, 2021.

  1. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Can someone save me the trouble of getting my laptop out and post the signature in question?
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Turn your phone sideways
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  3. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I know it's not trolling because apparently if you don't mention someone's name in your signature you can troll them, even if it's clear who you're aiming your signature at.
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  4. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Well slap my ass and call me Susie...
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  5. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Anc you are one ignorant fucker. Making E-6 in six years is pretty common in many MOS's. But the army doesn't need as many senior NCO's in some MOS's. Thus in my MOS it's not uncommon (matter-of-fact it's the norm) to retire as an E-6. Again, there aren't as many upper leadership positions/opportunities in my MOS. Did you forget from the last couple of times I explained this? As for up-or-out at the time the Retention Control Point was 24 years as an E-6. Twenty three is less than twenty four you dipshit. Are you too stupid to do some research you self loathing hypocritical Nazi shit bag?

    DAMN now I know why you didn't stay in the army! :doh: They never switched to those brown shirts for their uniforms like you were promised when you signed up.
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  6. MikeH92467

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  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    sounds about right for you.....
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  8. MikeH92467

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  9. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Woah.

    WOAH!

    Oops. My bad, man. Ya got me.

    I obviously don’t know as much about your MOS as you do.

    In my defense all I had to go on was what I had read from others in that MOS.

    It’s my fault for taking some dumb lazy racist piece of human garbage on the internet at his word.

    What the fuck was I thinking???!!??

    :doh:

    See, cuz this dumb lazy racist piece of shit said back in ‘07 that actually 46% of the radar repair whatever MOS retired E7 or higher. He said that 100% of the women (who according to this dumb lazy racist piece of shit made up 10% of MOS) and only 40% of the men made E7 (or higher) before retirement. You seem to be pretty good at math but that is 46% right?

    That is fucking far from 90%. Like only fucking half.

    Can you believe the nerve of that dumb lazy racist piece of shit to lie like that?!?!

    Fucking A.

    Sorry man. I’ve been an ass. But now I know better.
    You have my word I’ll never trust that dumb lazy racist piece of shit again.
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  10. We Are Borg

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  11. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Oh, and in case anyone is worried I just made all that up, here is what that dumb lazy racist piece of shit said back on August 21 2007 when complaining about women and minorities getting hiring preferences:

    As a result, in my MOS (Military Occupational Specialty) there are maybe
    10 percent females at most. Fully 100 percent retire as an E-7 (at the minimum). The rate for males is about 40 percent.


    With the first hand knowledge that @oldfella1962 has provided I think we can all agree that that dumb lazy racist piece of shit is a fucking liar and should be ignored.
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  12. Asyncritus

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    :lol: I love it. You respond to an accusation of whataboutism with whataboutism!

    It's good to know we can always count on you! :techman:
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  13. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Fortunately.

    Otherwise, my signature would get me in serious trouble, because it's clearly aimed at half the board. Or more.
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  14. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Stupid cunt, this is your idiocy. I am not playing this stupid game. If you want to berate OF based on his opinions he does state them. I can read them, and have insulted him for them. I do it almost daily with his trump excuses and support. There is months worth of prolific responses and arguments you have been a part of.

    You are a fucking liar if you claim it has not been said. Actually, you are just a fucking liar who does not ever engage in anything but bland insults. You never discuss much and when you do it is the most shallow and unsupported of cheer leading for someone else who made a point. I am one of the biggest tldr people here who explains myself so much it pisses people off. Now that so many people are gone, you are one of the top five shallow puddles here. There is you, @Faceman , and @Ten Lubak . None of you do anything but make wise ass comments. I can even give TLS, Lanz, Dayton, FF, diner, and Soma the credit that even though they sometimes suck ass for their opinions they explain them.

    The only thing you have are personal arguments and pointless off topic spelling gripes. I cannot even get a good entertaining flame war going with you because you run away. We started one and you ran away. I did my nails. I actually was able to let my nails dry while in a video fight you started. I could have painted my room while you were hoping I would forget.

    I do enjoy kicking around my favorite toys. Looks like you are the dead horse at the top of the list.
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  15. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    i would not say suck. I am not a dead head myself, but I have grooved at a few of their festivals and to their songs. I would put them in the realm of filler I can enjoy. I really cannot put them in the suck pile. Nickelback sucks. I would not put the dead next to them.
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  16. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I would.
    Because I'm Diacanu, and I take bold action.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    troll points for getting FF to admit the sig was about him. OF used to jump in front of every insult people threw at the right or dumb southerners. This let us know he felt like he was that way. The object is not to be the oldfella in this case. When you admit the quote is about you, then you also admit you do it and know you are doing it, and that it gets to you.

    You are jumping in front of this one while complaining about it. It is an honest general quote that makes sense. If you view yourself as fitting in there that is on you. If people said TLDR sucks ass, and they do, I just disagree with that idea over all. Do you disagree and think whatabboutism is a good argument tactic?
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  18. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    because you are a critic and can obviously pontificate upon your reasoning, could you support your claim?
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  19. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Liar, yes. I do not have anyone on my ignore list anymore, and I am not planning on it anymore.

    I am probably on your ignore list, but if not weaponizing group ignoring is a petty thing. I barely even see the point of ignore for rep spam notifications. perhaps if i had a couple of rep stalkers I would have to cut down the alerts, but something about my ego just loves the fact @Ten Lubak has to make an effort to rep every one of my posts every day. It is a fun and harmless way to be stalked.
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  20. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    I don't know what's worse: the fact that the US allowed the Zodiac Killer to flee the country, or the fact that they allowed him back in.
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    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    This is the first I'm hearing of this.
  22. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Phish Food is more delicious than Cherry Garcia.
    Therefore, the Dead suck.
    QED.
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    This is a great thread. except for the fucking tweets.
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    What about the ordinary tweets? :unsure:
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    Buy a new computer.
    Tweets shouldn't make your computer shit blood.
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    they make my eyes bleeeeeeeeed!!!!!!!! Earwax shoots from my ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    computer is ok with them after I blocked the domain, but inane one liners still appear. Phone however refuses to block them and I won't invite 3rd party sw to do the task.
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    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    I've got two 'tiels and a parrotlet at home that keep me up to my neck in tweets. Theirs make more sense.
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    I agree with you mostly. But, you and I both know you are being intellectually dishonest here.

    How fast and how far you move up in rank has more to do with your MOS and the turn around rate in that MOS than it has to do with an individual's ability.

    Also, please explain the "berth" comment. To me, that's something to do with Navy, not Army.
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    I had a .... similar reaction.
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